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  The Return of the Pagans 

   

  Why Black Jesus Made My Grandmother Uncomfortable 

   

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  Biden’s energy plan means lights out for Africa 

   

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Madlib (On Africa)

 

 "I don't care if you from the Hoochie Coochie tribe of Mississippi"

 

Pain (In French)

"I didn't love France enough to stay and try to change it."

Nobody does.

Bringing Personal Hygiene to France

When they didn't want it.

France’s overcrowded prison population reaches all-time high.

They're using drugs.

Macron looks on as France's Africa policy crumbles

Like that cake he was baking.

France wants to put a stop to mega low airfares

Because who wants mega low airfares?

France’s animal shelters reach capacity as holidaymakers dump pets at roadside

When they should've had a recipe ready, for them, by now.

 

Judging Countries By "The Content Of Their Character"

This is a photo of America's "real" Industrial Revolution

By the time 1807 rolled around, 4 out of every 5 people who came to America was from Africa. The country was moving about 400,000 lbs. of cotton then. By the beginning of the Civil War (1860) that number had swelled to 2 billion lbs. How'd America achieve that, without some new innovation in cotton production?



They'd - literally - "Break your Momma's back,..."

Post-Ferguson Funnies: White Girl's Buyer's Remorse

This was just what blacks needed to brighten our day a little,...

What Drives Conservative Nutjobs Crazy? Themselves

Of course, they're also craven political operators - willing to say anything before an election - so there's also that,...

"It's Time To Panic": Ann Althouse Jumps The Gun On Scaring Whites About Ebola - Ignores White Dangers

Somebody has to stop white people before they kill again:

"Homeopaths offer services 'to help fight' Ebola epidemic in west Africa"

Notify racist Whole Foods Ann Althouse is NOT on the case,...

No West Africa Flight Ban, No Ebola Outbreak, And No Conservative Credibility For Doing Anything But Being Racist And Losing Their Fucking Minds To Mad Panic

It's long past time for Matt Drudge and his readers to take this advice,...

Ten Things The Ebola Crisis Tells Us About The Two Popular White Law Professors Still Blogging Online

There's no reason to read on after this .GIF, but if you must:

1. A popular white law professor will think nothing of unnecessarily trying to scare the public silly.

2. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to introduce conspiratorial thinking into the mix.

 3. A popular white law professor will think nothing of ignoring the science while acting like a poll of the uninformed is important.

 4. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to deny an obvious racial theme because the disease came from Africa.

 5. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to introduce a racial theme because the president's father came from Africa.

 6. If the two previous attempts fail, a popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to badly compare us to a country in Africa.

 7. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to introduce a false equivalence.

 8. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to introduce the idea Obama wants you dead.

 9. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to act like not being in danger is "good luck."

 10. A popular white law professor financially capitalizes on it all, while never apologizing for, either, their behavior or being wrong.

Let's Face It: Hot Air Is Full Of Hot Air Most Of The Time

There's a good reason I don't follow Hot Air any longer:

Let’s face it, Obama is probably going to impose travel restrictions on West Africa - Oct 17, 2014 - 12:01 PM by Noah Rothman

There's only one problem:

Obama’s weekly message: “We can’t just cut ourselves off from West Africa” - Oct 18, 2014 - 3:41 am

And here's one for extra credit:

Why An Ebola Flight Ban Wouldn’t Work -  6:31 PM - OCT 17 By NATE SILVER

So, not only did Hot Air make the wrong call, but they're also demanding the wrong policy - and expecting us to join them.

We have enough ignorant garbage to deal with in this country....

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Why Can't We Be Racist Against Africans?

Black Conspiracy Theorists Nail Ebola As A White Killer

"The Center of Disease Control, which is headquartered in Atlanta, has released a statement saying the trial vaccine for the deadly Ebola virus will only work on those with white skin."

American Intervention In Africa Is Another Version Of The "Determined Kind Of Programatic Scheming" That Could Also Be Called Ol' Jim Crow

A Racist White Asshole Annihilates Himself Over Africa

Obviously told Africa was filled with bad people and America was filled with good

Africa. Africa. Africa. I've been warning whites but, you know, American racists don't listen to blacks:

“He's a good guy overall, but he's not perfect. He's got some African in him.” 

If I didn't have any background online, where whites are always bringing up Africa when the subject is American racism, this comment from the Hawks' GM Danny Ferry would be bizarre. But, since it's now clear a white "education" included a massive misinformation campaign about American history, The Dark Continent - and, especially, white's role in their (and other places) destruction - there's no way this type of incident was avoidable.

And - really - thank goodness for that, huh?

"I'm proud to say I actually have a lot of African in me, not just 'a little'."

This is the true face of evil

Come on, join TMR in saying "Buh-bye," to yet another asshole:

Another one, BTW, who was right there under everybody's nose,...

 

The Republican Party, Misunderstanding Blacks, Is Nutty

Anyone this old knows America's racism - personally - while whites claim it's "ancient history"

From Facebook's "Humans of New York's Page" - where someone asks random citizens a question - we get TMR:

“There has been a lot of evil in the world. But to me, none as great as slavery. It’s the worst thing that has ever happened. They take you from your home. They take you from your family, your history. They make you work. They tell you when to mate. They chop off your foot if you try to run away. And I’m sorry to say this, but white people did that. And black people are still living with the remnants. For over 200 years, black people built this country and didn’t get a single dollar. And sure, it isn’t happening anymore, but we’re still living with the remnants. We don’t have the same connections, the same powerful friends, the same access to capital. I tell young African Americans that they’ll do just fine, but they’re going to have to work twice as hard. I tell them that they will need to go out of their way to search for their identity. They aren’t going to find much about their heritage in the history books. Even the constitution classifies black people as three-fifths of a man, and that was supposedly written by the most enlightened, glorified white people of that time. I tell young African Americans that they are going to have to dig hard to find out the giant contributions that Africa made to civilization, because they aren’t going to find it on the television. And I tell them that just because it’s a tough road does not excuse them from personal responsibility. I tell them that God put them on earth to build and not destroy. And I tell them that some opportunities cost money, but books are absolutely free.”

 This answer has caused quite the stir - check out the comments:

 Because, while it may be true "books are absolutely free,” most whites are NOT reading them,...

 H/T - Freeman Hunt

Is The World's Oldest Man Also The Son Of Slaves?

Jose Aguinelo dos Santos - Born July 7th, 1888?

"A Brazilian man whose parents were African slaves could be the oldest living person ever documented after receiving a birth cerficate showing he turned 126 last week, it was reported on Tuesday."

Whites Saying "Go Back To Africa!" May Have A Point

Culture trumps racial politics

TMR looks at this one Tshaka Zulu meme and finds elements of atheist humor, as well as the appropriated "Superman" goals of Nazi/NewAge "wellness" culture (taken straight from Leni Riefenstahl's eye) and even an acknowledgement, of the absurdity, of white supremacist culture's more bizarrely accepted religious ideas. (We did have "The Enlightenment," didn't we?) 

Whether any of this is true or not, a perspective very modern in history, but - somehow - connected to an African leader, long dead, who's name still rings out as an honor today.

Hmmm.

As MLK said, there's nothing to be ashamed of here,...

White People Are Now Losing The Culture War (Badly)

 I remember when I was in school, big butts, big noses - anything "big" that reflected Africa - was considered ugly to whites. They'd drive us crazy with their hateful comments, as they still attempt to do, today. 

They claimed to be so proud of their flat butts but, even as kids back then, we could see that whites were embarrassed enough - especially about their faces. The rich went away to get nose jobs (and otherwise destroy themselves) while "Say it loud - I'm black and I'm proud!" and "Black is beautiful" were just being rolled out amongst blacks. That idea, unlike their teenage beauty treatments, is what's survived that period.

The unwarranted hatred whites directed at the rest of us, is all coming full-circle now - with them as the "butt" of the joke. They really should've been kinder, and - as those inclined to become conservatives - raised to leave others alone, but no. White antagonism was the order of the day, and they were happy to follow through. They probably thought it would go on like that, forever. Not no, it was not to be. Say it with me - proudly:

BABY GOT BACK!

 

Republicans On This Side Of The Atlantic UKIP On That

They simply can't stop themselves:

"Star of Ukip advert suspended for calling Miliband 'not British', attacking 'evil' Islam and saying Africans should 'kill themselves'"

Just another day at the office, folks,...

Pandora's Box: Everything Documentaries Should Be