Showing posts with label healing touch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label healing touch. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Remember Eddie Murphy Wearing Red Leather Outfits?


I still say, in this day and age, it takes a special kind of stupid to go for this stuff:
A perverted ‘healer’ who told women their ‘sexual energy points’ were blocked then molested them was jailed for 16 years yesterday. 
Michael Ireland, 60, claimed to be skilled at a host of alternative therapies including Reiki, a Japanese form of hands-on treatment. 
Over a quarter of a century, the charismatic conman targeted a string of vulnerable women and girls, telling them he would help them with ‘special healing’ which could be carried out only when no one else was around.

Why do journalists always leave out the words "And she fell for it!"? (I swear, these people do not know the first thing about educating the public or selling papers.) So few talk about being dumb - everybody's afraid to be outed as a moron, when they should be, if only for the safety of others:
Last night one of his victims waived her right to anonymity and told the Daily Mail of her terror as Ireland sexually assaulted her during therapy for a painful back. 
Divorcee Joanne Mulholland, 41, said: ‘I was devastated. I felt angry and terribly betrayed. I had trusted him as a professional and yet he took advantage of me in the worst possible way.’

Sex as "therapy for a painful back." I love it. Completely homeopathic.

Dear Miss Mulholland, 

Thank you so much for waiving your right to anonymity. It's the first intelligent thing you've probably ever done in your entire messed-up life (I gather, since - after making it all the way to adulthood - you don't seem aware enough of your surroundings to know there are no "professional" hoodoos out there, and betraying others is the only thing these "real" ones are up to. Man, would I like to talk with your ex husband. NewAgers almost always seem to have exs for some reason,...). Your disclosure will undoubtably help someone else - whether it's a poor sap, also too dumb to accept reality, who can use your example, or by merely giving me someone else to point and laugh at whenever I'm down from being force-fed feminist crap about women being generally intelligent and strong and mumbo jumbo NewAge nonsense being their best possible conceivable contribution to what was supposed to be 21st Century life. Whoo-boy:
The DHB spent $4777 on seeking legal opinions on the clinic, which treated 75 staff before the three-month trial ended early after emergency medicine specialist Chris Cresswell linked the clinic to witchcraft and wizardry.

There's no need to feel bad - I know:

I, too, used to feel awful and I hadn't done a thing.

As I always try to make clear, there's more-than-enough moronic behavior to go around:
A breast cancer specialist once told me that in one year, she’d had four women come to her with a previously detected breast cancer who’d been trying alternative meds as treatment — for too long. By the time they got to her, their cancers had progressed beyond what would have been a relatively treatable stage.

You are not alone. All you've got to do is play the game of "belief" and you might as well say you've graduated top of your class in idiocy:
Upon further examination of Robyn’s qualifications from the choicecenter.com website we find she is a “professionally trained Master Facilitator and a Master Coach who specializes in Leadership and Business development.” For those of you paying attention, that means she holds no traditional counseling degree or certification of any sort. That is a made up title. Descriptors like “facilitator” are mentioned in this 1995 Large Group Awareness Training (LGAT) work by Dr. Margaret Singer. I will be referring to this excerpt again and again in this because of how accurate it is about Choice Center Las Vegas and LGATs in general, having been written in 1995. “Leadership University” is not a real thing either. If you read on, you will read words of very little substance when it comes to qualification, but you will learn that pro athletes and business executives love this program and that Robyn Williams is very charity-minded. Rumor has it she’s trying to scoop that Michael Phelps. Now he’s a national treasure, 22 medal-winning Olympian and famous weed smoker. I don’t know the man, but he is clearly someone to protect from this bullshit,…Remember the class is going to cost you $2,600 to start, and goes waaaaay up from there, some paying as much as $1M to achieve the highest levels. Of course many of the stories have to do with Charity. Robyn is charitable, Choice Center is charitable, and neither are afraid to tell you about it. Charity has long been used by cults, religions, and scams because it acts simultaneously as recruitment and public relation tool. Whenever a person or organization brags about charity or uses it in a marketing capacity, I am immediately suspect.

Go with it. Me? I'm a bottom feeder. A nut job. A wing nut. A fool. King of the fools. The Fucking Hunchback. All the smart folks say so - walking "career" suicide: 

"Powers" or no powers, breasts or no breasts, I'm just not bright enough to buy what they're selling, poor thing.


Destined to observe how it's done.

 

While living it up - not down,…
 

Friday, August 17, 2012

Joseph Smith Wouldn't Have Done Too Well Online,...


Making a profit on the occult arts? Cultivating a loyal customer base for potions, magic spells and psychic readings? Not on EBay, you’re not. 
In its 2012 Fall Seller Update, the online marketplace said it was banning all sales of supernatural goods and services, exiling its witchy and wizardly clientele to the wilds of Craigslist and other Web-based Diagon Alleys. 
Among the prohibited items: “advice; spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic services; prayers; blessings; Psychic, Tarot, Reiki, and other metaphysical readings & services; magic potions; healing sessions.”
Man, do I understand that. (Why no one else does, is anybody's guess,…) 

 Now, if only this momentum could be directed to the White House,…

Friday, February 5, 2010

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!



Now compare, people:
"The doctors and EMTs in our party headed straight downtown to start working. The Scientologists had nowhere to go, and nowhere to put up the big yellow tent they’d brought for touch healing people in. They went to the UN, and managed to get on to their list of approved NGOs somehow. That meant they could set up in the UN grounds.

But they had no-one who spoke Creole, and they brought the weirdness of touch healing into a very superstitious society. They’d leave the tent and come into the general hospital downtown, and try healing people. One of the doctors and one of the nurses told me that the wounded started coming to them to tell them they didn’t want to be treated by the people in the yellow shirts.

One nurse told me that the Scientologists actually caused harm — they gave food to people who were scheduled to go into surgery. That then led to complications in the operating theater."
-- Gawker

Somebody needs their ass kicked,...

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Faith Healers Are Killers

"GLADSTONE, Ore. - A 16-year-old boy whose parents rely on prayer instead of medical care has died following an illness marked by stomach pains and shortness of breath, the authorities said.

Police got the call around 5:30 p.m. Tuesday and said the family was at the home when the teen, who has not been identified, passed away.

According to Sgt. Lynne Benton with the Gladstone Police Department, the boy had been sick for about a week and his family did not seek medical care because they are with the Followers of Christ Church and believe in faith healing."


-- Anita Kissee & News Services, on another Faith Healing death (which includes Reiki and Healing Touch) for KATU.com


Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Adulthood: Just Like I Always Imagined

So I'm reading a San Francisco Chronicle article about Stanford University's current studies on "Healing Touch," and I'm struck by how it never mentions it's connections to cultism, or that a 9-year old girl, Emily Rosa (above) has already done the defining experiment on the issue, which (cough) proved those (cough) particularly touchy people (cough) don't possess the abilities (cough) they claim to have. (cough, cough, cough.)

Maybe it's just me, but I'd think when a reporter - forget a reporter: any adult - witnessed a scene like this one, described below, he (or she) would have much more to consider than just delivering the story straight:

"Broderick begins sessions by holding a crystal (although she said a 'lifesaver on a string' would work just as well) 4 inches above Li and watches it circle over the seven chakras - energy vortices - that run along the length of the body. Clockwise is a good sign. No movement or one that's counterclockwise means the person could use some help getting healthy energy flow, she says."

Am I right?
Reporters, and (more importantly) their San Francisco Chronicle editors, can't just think holding a lifesaver over someone's back is a credible demonstration of modern medicine at work, can they? And if so, shouldn't they be talking to teddy bears, in a psych clinic or something? I am so confused,...

Here's another question: culturally speaking, which is more interesting: Madonna's new record, or the fact she seriously wanted to use Kabbalah water to dispose of nuclear waste?

"'I can write the greatest songs, make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world but if there isn't a world to conquer, what's the point? said Madonna."

That's what I - and my best friend, Ghengis Khan - have said all of our lives: when there isn't a world to conquer, what is the damn point?

Janice Peck, an associate professor of mass communication at the University of Colorado, and the author of “The Age of Oprah,” is quoted in the New York Times as saying:

"[Oprah] is endorsing a kind of spirituality that can be offensive to traditional Christians.”

So - for those of you watching the Oh-lympics at home - that's a perfect score for the team of Oh-prah Winfrey, Oh-sama bin Laden, and the post-Jeremiah Wright Barack Oh-bama.

Oh-My-God.

And I'm sure you didn't know that after Diane Vera wrote her groundbreaking paper, Satanism and the History of Wicca, she "moved on towards promoting some form of 'theistic Satanism' - devil worship, in other words – which can accept animal sacrifice and such."

Yea: "and such." That's the part that always throws you,...

And you also probably missed the San Franciscans who want you to Save The Planet "stumbling around, hammered. Peeing. Women with their boobs hanging out. Staggering around Balboa and 31st waiting for a bus to take them home."

They were the perfect stewards of our salvation, one and all.