America Is Operating Under So Many Lies It's Basic Decency Is Now In Question

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY - AIN'T A DAMN THING FUNNY - YOU GOT TO HAVE A CON IN THIS LAND OF MILK AND HONEY:

  They Spent Their Life Savings on Life Coaching

MORE LIKE CONFIRMED:

  REVEALED: Dr. Anthony Fauci confesses he 'made up' covid rules including 6 feet social distancing and masking kids

BUT HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP WAS REAL - AS WAS THE MEDIA HIDING IT:

  Publisher of right-wing 2000 Mules film apologizes for its lies 

     

THROWING HER IN PRISON REALLY SHOWED THEM:

  Google Is in Its Elizabeth Holmes Era

THERE SHOULD BE MORE THAN THIRTY:

  30 Bits of Trivia About Pop Culture That Didn’t Age Like Everyone Expected

ONLY - ONLY - ONLY:

  Influencer terrorizes Seattle residents by driving his noisy Dodge Hellcat through the city all night - but says people are only complaining because he's black

ALL THE CULT LEADERS LAUGH OFF THE ACCUSATIONS:

  10 Things I Hate About You actor Andrew Keegan laughs off 'cult leader' accusations but admits that he 'accepts responsibility for putting myself in that situation' 

   

BACK IN THE US - BACK IN THE US - BACK IN THE USSR:

  Trump has been found guilty of an unknown felony 

    

 WHAT HAVE THE AUTHORITIES BEEN HIDING - AND WHY?

  Manifesto of Nashville trans shooter released by Steven Crowder

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE RAINBOW, BUDDY:

  Idaho bar sparks fury for declaring June 'Heterosexual Awesomeness Month' and giving free beers and 15% discounts to straight men

ABANDON HER - NOT YOUR GAME:

  Bernard Tomic abandons match after bizarre mid-match argument with girlfriend

NEVER MENTION NUMBER 29 - THEY'RE NOT REAL:

  28 Trivia Tidbits About the Paranormal and the Supernatural

THEY KNOW THIS ALREADY - SHUT UP:

  Being choked during sex just a handful of times could lead to permanent brain damage, alarming study shows

ASK JOE BIDEN IF HE SAW THIS ONE LIKE HE "SAW" THE IMAGINARY ONE:

  A Real Beheaded Baby - But In Rafah

The Daily Mail, A Little Droll Stand Up & Russian Rap (What Else Do You Need?)

 

  Terrifying footage shows paranormal hunters investigating remote Wyoming building where a 15-year-old girl was hidden and found in a coffin 50 years later 

   

  Inside the 'toxic' underbelly of Brandy Melville: Popular brand's former employees lay bare HORRIFYING racism, harassment and 'exploitation' they say they were subjected to - as explosive new doc prepares to lift the lid on truth about 'fast fashion CULT' 

   

  Ashton Kutcher is expecting a SUBPOENA over 'good friend' Diddy's sex trafficking probe - as his wife Mila Kunis BANS him from speaking to the rapper - months after couple were slammed for supporting convicted rapist Danny Masterson

Hooray!: "James Randi - An Honest Liar" Is Now Online For Everybody To Watch

If America, and it's people, were who we say we are, this man - and his work - would be much more famous. As it is, he's known just well enough to be my hero.

Trump Didn't Take Us Down A Road Of UnReason (We're Already "On The Path")

It's bad when I can read a paranormal headline like this, and know it's not a joke:

Former Clinton Aide on Coons: We Would Have Been ‘Better off if the Witch Had Won’

But it's absolutely horrible - when I don't even know what election they're talking about - because that stupid reference could be about so many women in politics.

Somebody Called Me Real With A Capital R (I Saw Red)

Why Russians prefer alternative medicine

Judging Paranormal Claims: Group-think Is Not a Good Thing

If Your Blood Pressure Rises Listening to Adults Talk About Angels, Try Being the Sole Skeptic on the Panel

More people in the UK believe in Aliens than believe in God

Acupuncture patient makes 911 call after being left pinned and stuck in clinic

PR Director of Scientology’s Las Vegas Celebrity Center Arrested in Plot to Assassinate a Cop

Three 'Moonies' set themselves ablaze in S. Korea

Jehovah's Witness whose wife died after refusing blood transfusion is jailed for 13 years over child sex abuse covered up by religion's elders

An Unholy Alliance: Scientology Purchases Nation Of Islam For $2.3 Million, Plus A, "Cut."

Exclusive: Big Sean Talks Life Coach, The Law Of Attraction & Why He Cried On Stage In Detroit

Ecce Homo Fresco Painter Who Turned Jesus into 'Hairy Monkey' Signs Lucrative Royalties Deal

The False Promise of the Prosperity Gospel: Why I Called Out Joel Osteen and Joyce Meyer

Barbara Fredrickson’s Bestselling ‘Positivity’ Is Trashed by a New Study

3 Signs That it's Time to Get off the Self-Help Train.

Putin's A Sorry Rep (For Doing The Right Thing) But,...

If we did this, here, crime would drop to unseen levels:

"Moscow police have once again entered the dark realms of the paranormal, busting a Russian "psychic" ring that has been lifting curses for money — or, as the police claim, simply scaring clients into thinking they were jinxed. 

The alleged psychics ran a parapsychology center called Sapphira, complete with a call center, the city police website said Tuesday. 

The psychics also promoted their company through shows on cable television such as Komsomolskaya Pravda TV. Sapphira staff convinced callers they were cursed and claimed to be performing "magical" rituals during their phone conversations. The staff convinced their potential clients they needed supernatural help, which the center then provided for payment, the report said. 

The police did not disclose the group's price list for lifting curses, but said it seized 4 million rubles ($120,000) and a list of clients during raids at Sapphira's office and the homes of its staff. Six alleged psychics now face up to 10 years in prison on fraud charges, the report said."

Fraud? Psychics? Prison? Wow - whoda thunk it,...

 

Joseph Smith Wouldn't Have Done Too Well Online,...

Finally - some common sense comes to the web:

Making a profit on the occult arts? Cultivating a loyal customer base for potions, magic spells and psychic readings? Not on EBay, you’re not. 

In its 2012 Fall Seller Update, the online marketplace said it was banning all sales of supernatural goods and services, exiling its witchy and wizardly clientele to the wilds of Craigslist and other Web-based Diagon Alleys. 

Among the prohibited items: “advice; spells; curses; hexing; conjuring; magic services; prayers; blessings; Psychic, Tarot, Reiki, and other metaphysical readings & services; magic potions; healing sessions.”

Man, do I understand that. (Why no one else does, is anybody's guess,…) 

 Now, if only this momentum could be directed to the White House,…

A New (Cute?) Stop-Motion Ghost Movie: "ParaNorman"

Whatever You're Looking For: We've Got It Here!

Just so you know - these are but a few of the search terms that brought people to TMR's door today:

niggers can't swim

blow job in sign language

dog spaz

hitler control

Humans having powers

sarah palin underwear

funny racist pictures

And four referrals for the Ku Klux Klan.

Blogging: it can be one lonely, depressing endeavor.

Though - we've got to admit - "Hitler Control" and "Humans Having Powers" would make great band names!

SNL: Charlie Sheen's World Is Upside Down (Not All The Winning SNL Comedians That Have Died)

And let's not forget the SNL cast members who are still alive - they're winning! as well:

We've Got Another Movie: Gawd Bless America

$100,000 is hardly chump change. But 70-year-old Leroy Tessina, a former delivery man, estimates that's the amount of money he's spent on psychics, UFO paraphernalia and other paranormal pursuits over the past few decades. He nearly lost his house in the process.

Among his purchases: several trips to UFO-friendly Roswell, N.M., countless books on extraterrestrials, nearly a decade's worth of sessions with a personal psychic and even a special helmet that supposedly prevents aliens from reading his mind.

But Tessina, a Los Angeles man, said he's a believer no more.

After a mind-bending, life-changing journey with independent filmmaker Blake Freeman, Tessina said he's "reformed" and won't pay peddlers of the paranormal any longer.

"I was into sci-fi as a child and young man and I guess it just evolved from that. I let it rule my life," he said. "Blake told me, 'You screwed up for a while, but now let's go see if we can straighten you out.'

"He showed me the error of my ways, so to speak."

In 2008, the thirtysomething Freeman and the then-sixtysomething Tessina went off on a cross-country adventure to interview so-called experts on alien abductions, ghost hunting, crop circles, psychic healing and more, all in an effort to expose the truth behind their wild, other-worldly claims.

The result is "Gawd Bless America," a documentary opening in theaters March 4, that blends "Borat"-like antics with "Religulous"-like irreverence to reach, Freeman said, something "real."

-- Ki Mae Heussner - on what looks like a hilarious NewAge "spirituality" debunking documentary "Gawd Bless America" - for ABC News.

Where was this Blake guy when I was married?

With All The Love A Great Religion Can Muster

Here's some food for thought for all the religious letter writers of the world, determined to hold back the inevitable, and/or (at least in their own lives) maintain the charade of "belief" for as long as humanly possible:

As someone who has an interest in human history, it seems fairly clear to me that we are naturally moving away from the silly and childish superstitions of our past.

We no longer believe in leprechauns, dragons, unicorns, centaurs and a whole host of imaginary creatures that our ancestors took fairly seriously. Even those who still believe in the existence of gods believe in gods who are far less active that those of the past.

Not so long ago in history, we believed gods were responsible for what we would now consider mundane things such as lightning, the tides and the sun crossing the sky. Now, we have, for the most part, gone from dozens of gods directly manipulating the world around us to a single god who has no discernible impact on us or our environment.

I should point out there are exceptions. Many people still believe in astrology, homeopathy, ghosts, ESP and many other beliefs that, to the best of our ability to detect them, have no basis in reality and thus present no good reason to believe in them. On the whole, however, we are far less superstitious than we used to be, and that trend has been continuing for a long time.

My conclusion, therefore, is that our belief in gods will just naturally disappear over time, much as our belief in leprechauns naturally disappeared over time.

The concerted efforts of determined individuals and groups may speed that up or slow it down. But the trend appears irreversible.

And that, as they say, is all she wrote.

Bad Company

So, while every other blogger is delivering who-knows-what boring shit for you to read and look at, what is it that makes this blog so damned special that you should donate and follow it?

Well, we'll tell you:

No other blog is bringing you black rappers from Belize who shoot people, go to prison, and then come out Israeli Jews.

No other blog is bringing you preachers claiming Jesus had AIDS.

No other blog is so well versed in Lady GaGa that we can tell you she's a fruitcake for seances and (of course, as with all things NewAge) yoga.

No other blog is bringing you a strip poker-playing Jehovah's Witness.

And, finally, no other blog would dare to bring you the unfunny and despicable Russell Brand as a "great man of God" - but we do!

And that's why you should donate and follow us:

Because we're the best black-owned, atheistic, Right-wing Tea Party-supporting Rush Limbaugh-loving art and Rock 'N' Roll anti-cult outfit around.

But, then, ultimately - hey - it's your decision who you want to hang out with,...

ELEVEN

Miguel Soares, Negativland's Time Zones from migso on Vimeo.

Payback's A Motherfucker (Hide Your Mothers)

Awww, Woody Allen's NewAge movie has failed at the box office, and is probably one of his "worst-performing films ever".

He obviously didn't study The Secret close enough.

After your introduction to the world of Wicca, we're having a party where you can enjoy a bunch of Wiccan recipes. Then, when we've got you together in one place - you're all being arrested for rampant female fruitcakery.

The Devil might be to blame for American foreign policy. Keep it to yourselves.

Charlie Crist offered his political opponent a cross to drop out of the race.

Christ. Christ-ianity. Get it?

Yea, it's insanity, and he probably should've kept it to himself.

And now we know that conservative actor/icon Kelsey "Frasier" Grammer has kept it to himself that he's a paranormal, psychic-loving nutjob. But, considering he's also a despicable human being (and there's a picture of him leaping in the air) this should come as no surprise:

Like Woody Allen, he'll get what he deserves.