The Crack Emcee's Talking Book (I'm All Shook Up) Pt. I

How you feeling, Mike? Heard about the Earthquake? No? Oh.

Hey! Had a good shaker-upper last night, finding myself outside at 3 in the morning in my bare feet, holding a laptop and the hard drive with my album on it. I move in an Earthquake - fuck sitting indoors waiting to die - The Devil's gotta catch me running. Some say Michael Brown felt the same way. Like that's a bad thing. Niggas wanna live.

Somebody white made this. Somebody "educated," but still never imagining it could pertain to blacks?

But that's not easy when you're outnumbered six to one, and the culture of the six has a loooooong history of killing the one (I was going to use 400 'o's, like they use zeroes to show the stupidity of homeopathy, but decided to spare you. You're welcome,...). AND - what makes it even worse - they know this about themselves (it's a documented fact) but they still perform individually as though under some collective mass psychosis, denying observed white pathological behavior (right to black's faces as they always have) while continuing to insidiously support it in any way possible. 

It's maddening, if you can live long enough to see the whole thing.

Should not have been standing where a white didn't want him - that is, in America.

If you don't, it's your own fault. Come on. You were raised here and should know the landscape by now. Whites took slaves, invented Jim Crow, practiced mass murder, segregation, and discrimination, for hundreds of years (so much so, they now need laws in place today, specifically to stop them) and you don't understand they'll destroy a black person's life - for sport? That HAS to be the black's fault.

Matt Drudge is helping the nation like a tooth ache aids a cold

So naturally Drudge tells his gullible followers it's Obama's fault when whites kill black kids. And it's Obama's fault for speaking when whites kill black kids. And it's Obama's fault for not speaking enough when whites kill black kids. It's all the black man's fault. Because whites brought us here. Of course it is.

Any fool can see that.

The NYT's columnist's look hasn't changed, but her powers have supposedly increased dramatically

Glenn Reynolds says "OBAMA HAS NOW REACHED THE STAGE IN HIS PRESIDENCY where he’s consistently mocked by Maureen Dowd." Apparently The Blogfather forgot, he's been saying Maureen Dowd's an idiot for years, so (if Instapundit honestly believes that) why should we care again? 

Does Glenn seriously think President Obama cares what that comical NewAge white lady thinks - when she can't even intelligently indulge in pot?

Centuries of black labor - viciously stolen by our country and countrymen - and then a white American has the gall to write this.

I wonder if whites, like Glenn, considers what W.E. B. du Bois called the "twoness" of black existence? Where there's our normal, black, way of thinking and then, also, the modulated one whites demand - under threat of personal destruction. Where does Maureen Dowd fit into Obama's black consciousness? Or anybody else's? Stop laughing.

All he wants to know is if she's funny enough to keep him in stitches

I'm sure Suge Knight - who (as expected) got shot six times last night - is deeply concerned with Dowd's opinion right now, as well.

Maybe whites should shoot for "Balanced & Fair" - or not "shoot" for anything?

That WOULD be like caring about the opinion of a homeopath. Plus - if you're black in America - you get it from all sides anyway, so you might as well go for self, no? Why can't Obama be doing that? As a black man? 

Because, whites don't say that's what he's doing, that's why.

As much as blacks appreciate style, are you kidding me?

It's like conservatives, firmly believing blacks are in the Democrat's pocket. It's bizarre. We used to be with the Republicans, now we're (mostly) with the Dems - doesn't that show freedom of movement? But white conservatives have convinced themselves they can never win black votes. And rightfully so - but that's only because whites refuse to change their policies and outlook - NOT because black votes are unattainable.

Cops don't get arrested for killing gays, in Iran, either.

So whites are even lying to themselves.

But how can they not? When Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei reminds Americans of their history, the very-white Gatewaypundit taunts him back with "Of course, the good Ayatollah forgot to mention that slavery is still alive and well in several Muslim countries," as though that fact - somehow - miraculously made white America correct, their crimes to go away, and turned Jim Hoft into something more than the medical miracle of an actual white asshole capable of having a heart attack.

To be continued,...

Found That NewAge Cancer Cure, Ladies? Trying To Live Longer? Stay Young? Buying Self-Help Books? Left Your Family Because You're "Dissatisfied"? Bah!

Let's be clear about the so-called "Fukushima 50" - they are not "rescuers", and they are not "workers" - THEY ARE MEN:

Workers at the disaster-stricken Fukushima nuclear plant in Japan say they expect to die from radiation sickness as a result of their efforts to bring the reactors under control, the mother of one of the men tells Fox News.

The so-called Fukushima 50, the team of brave plant workers struggling to prevent a meltdown to four reactors critically damaged by the March 11 earthquake and tsunami, are being repeatedly exposed to dangerously high radioactive levels as they attempt to bring vital cooling systems back online.

Speaking tearfully through an interpreter by phone, the mother of a 32-year-old worker said: “My son and his colleagues have discussed it at length and they have committed themselves to die if necessary to save the nation.

“He told me they have accepted they will all probably die from radiation sickness in the short term or cancer in the long-term.”

The woman spoke to Fox News on the condition of anonymity because, she said, plant workers had been asked by management not to communicate with the media or share details with family members in order to minimize public panic.

When was the last time you've heard of even one feminist being a patriot, willing to sacrifice her life for her nation, her family, her friends, or anyone or anything beyond her own shallowness? They'll destroy their faces for plastic surgery, but other than that, they'll do nothing for anyone. Feminists and others only disregard the incredible contribution men willingly make to society because that's how they get away from admitting it's what men do that allows them to talk mess. They'll gladly talk about the "women and children" who get saved, but when it comes to who does the saving, those people become "workers" or "soldiers" or "rescuers" and not what they are:

THEY ARE MEN.

And the only reason nobody will say it is the misandry that's dished out, by a feminized culture and an untrustworthy world-wide media, every day. Women, and the entire society that allows them to get away with this gender sleight-of-hand, ought to be ashamed.

Save The Planet? Save Yourself From The Planet

Shit Again: Another Japanese Nuke Explosion

People might see an already weakened Japan, overshadowed by a growing China, getting dealt the finishing blow from this quake.

-- Koetsu Aizawa, economics professor at Saitama University.

Shit: Explosion At Japan Nuclear Power Plant

So How's All That God's Love And We've Got To Protect The Planet Stuff Looking This Morning?

Where's The Wizard Of Oz When We Need Him?

This is when you know life is going your way:

Fear and despair are making residents of cholera-ravaged Haiti turn on each other, as angry mobs have begun killing neighbors suspected of intentionally spreading the disease through witchcraft.

Up to 12 people accused of using "black magic" to infect others have been murdered as a result of the week-long witch hunt, with new cases being reported daily.

Local officials reported that six suspected witches in the town of Chambellan were stoned or hacked to death, a fate that an additional three people met in the city of Jeremie.

Prosecutor Kesner Numa told Agence France-Presse that the victims were believed to have planted "a substance that spreads the disease" throughout the population.

"Their corpses were burned in the streets."

The violent uprising comes at a time of political crisis for the impoverished Caribbean nation, after reports of fraud and vote-rigging plagued last week’s presidential elections.

Likely a result of the January earthquake that killed a quarter of a million people, Haiti’s cholera epidemic has claimed nearly 2,000 lives over the past two months.

With no end in sight to the problem and no one to blame, people are now looking for scapegoats.

"They [the mobs] really believe that witches are taking advantage of the cholera epidemic to kill," Numa said.

Hey, man - like football players and Grammy winners - you gotta thank "God" for everything,...

One Guy Who Needs To Face Judge Judy

"The U.S. Geological Survey is blaming day-to-day seismological changes for Sunday's 7.2 earthquake along the U.S.-Mexico border. But Deepak Chopra, the famed alternative-medicine practitioner and transcendental meditation guru, is pretty sure he knows what really happened.

'Had a powerful meditation just now -- caused an earthquake in Southern California,' Chopra wrote to his nearly 179,000 Twitter followers shortly after the quake.

And then, to clarify: 'Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake,' he tweeted. 'Sorry about that.'

Chopra might want to apologize directly to those in California, who haven't suffered significant infrastructure damage but are still bracing for more temblors, and to those in Mexico, where two are dead, hundreds are injured and thousands are still without power."

-- Katie Drummond, causing Glenn Reynolds to suggest somebody ought to sue the guru - yea: let's see him explain away that one - which would be a true "miracle" worthy of me becoming a "follower", an event big enough for AOL News.

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

Now compare, people:

"The doctors and EMTs in our party headed straight downtown to start working. The Scientologists had nowhere to go, and nowhere to put up the big yellow tent they’d brought for touch healing people in. They went to the UN, and managed to get on to their list of approved NGOs somehow. That meant they could set up in the UN grounds.

But they had no-one who spoke Creole, and they brought the weirdness of touch healing into a very superstitious society. They’d leave the tent and come into the general hospital downtown, and try healing people. One of the doctors and one of the nurses told me that the wounded started coming to them to tell them they didn’t want to be treated by the people in the yellow shirts.

One nurse told me that the Scientologists actually caused harm — they gave food to people who were scheduled to go into surgery. That then led to complications in the operating theater."

-- Gawker

Somebody needs their ass kicked,...

NewAge's Karma Is To Never Be Forgiven

A recent survey of 300,000 people in China found:

70.3% will "never forgive" Sharon Stone for her "karma" remark.

20.5% do not accept her apology because "it was not sincere".

8.7% think an apology is useless and it is necessary to observe Stone's actions.

0.6% are satisfied by Stone's apology.

I think the important lesson for NewAgers is that, when an earthquake destroys one's life and no one can help them - whether it's actual or a metaphorical one caused by NewAgers - those who get hurt are under no obligation to forgive.

NewAgers, seeing themselves as "nice," are silly to think they'd somehow be spared the wrath of hard-wired human emotions, like hatred, or jealousy. Those emotions are a major part of who we are. To demand that anyone (who doesn't buy into NewAge's store-bought philosophy) forgive those who have hurt them is not only mean but cruel. It adds insult to injury. Obviously, the Chinese (who know a bit more about the concept of karma than the average Westerner) don't share in the naive-yet-damning Hallmark Card version of Buddhism propagated here in the West.

Sharon Stone's original comment included her saying, "I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else," but, by it's very rule-changing-without-the-need-for-consensus definition, that's exactly what the NewAge outlook is designed for: NewAgers are one of the only groups on the planet who spare themselves the trouble of doing an emotional inventory of the pain they cause, since they teach themselves to "move on" from such things; not deal with them realistically or in a responsible manner. I have no doubt that, as long as Stone can stay as far away from China as possible - and not lose too many endorsement sponsors - she'll never think about the harm she's caused it's grieving citizens again. That's all NewAge is designed for: learning how to be emotionally ruthless.

Look at Oprah. She's been informed, countless times, that what she's been doing for years now upsets traditional Christians (and others) which - as a so-called "spiritual" person - should give her pause. But it doesn't. She's "moved on" from such a petty concern as other believer's feelings - even if (as she herself has said) she used to share their religion.

All the people who have been harmed by the quackery she endorses, or whose marriages have crumbled because she introduced a "new paradigm" into it, they mean nothing to her, as long as her profits (that's money, folks; supposedly the opposite of a spiritual person's worth) can justify her actions to her followers and herself. And those who have been hurt suffer, alone, while watching the glamorous Oprah collect accolade after accolade for her "work." Is it any surprise that, to many, it's the work of the Devil?

As someone who is now divorced from a NewAger, I'm not ashamed to say I still do a daily accounting of my own actions (Did I try to love her enough? Did I work hard enough? Did I grow more in love, as the years went by, or did I grow cold?) The only answer I keep coming back to is that, whatever my faults - and, believe me, I have them - I was open with her. I rarely hid my feelings or actions. I didn't believe in it. I made agreements with her and stuck to them. And I damn sure loved her. She never had to suffer the repeated shock of betrayal I did, except where she decided - completely on her own - that her desires should come before ours as a couple. Those things never ultimately worked out as she planned. And there was no way they could bring us together in failure, because I didn't have a clue she was acting on her own.

It was only when I found a duffle bag of cassettes, featuring recorded conversations between my ex and her "spiritual advisors," telling her "'good' is when you get your way and 'bad' is when you don't," that I finally understood my marriage was never something she and I shared together. It had been interfered with, from the very beginning, and that interference had worked on us for the entire 20 years.

Many of the "enlightened beings" on those tapes, who had never met me, told her I had "brain damage" and even that I should be "hit over the head" because "he's strong, he's a man, he doesn't believe in the planets." If anyone had told me my wife was brain damaged, I would've kicked their asses (and I figured my wife was weird: I just never knew where her nonsense "healing" claims and such had been coming from.) But she, on the other hand, just laughed, nodded along, accepted those "feminist" occult bleatings as truth, and paid the fee for both of us.

Now I, alone, have to pay the price.

There really was nothing this "strong man" could do, when she was allowing such evil people to set my life's agenda as well as hers, and in a culture enamored enough with such idiotically superficial ideas to wallow in them. That's something it seems impossible for those outside my marriage to grasp.

And it's, still, probably the hardest fact for me to swallow too: that she went to them, paid them, and believed them - until it swallowed us, both, whole - inevitably turning our hearts inside out, and our purest distillation of love into one of the darkest pools of hatred. And, by denying this is what's occurring, others are playing a role in the foundation of our culture's destruction, making whatever cracks exist much, much, larger. Considering the deception at NewAge's core, how could it turn out otherwise?

I'm just one guy, but I'm hoping, maybe, one day - with the help of 1.3 billion Chinese residents driving NewAge's counter-productive message home - the beautiful-on-the-outside Sharon Stone, at least, may be able to figure out just how ugly NewAge beliefs can make someone on the inside, and decide to do something about it. (Her husband is the editor of the San Francisco Chronicle, a newspaper in a cult-infested city:) As we all know, "it's only what's on the inside that counts."

And that's probably the only Hallmark Card-type "truth" that's really universal.