Football, NewAge, And (Of Course) The Onion

Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

I hate visiting The Onion because, once there, it's so hard to tear myself away (keep in mind: I feel the same way about going to Church's Fried Chicken,...) This is hilarious, and I applaud the paper for going there. For goodness sake, nobody else is.