Thursday, April 14, 2011

On Faith Healing, Fishnets, And Featherdusters



I lost a friend of 20+ years today, for being "negative" and "mean" about meditation and chakras, which just reinforces for me how selfish people become when they enter the delusional world of the NewAge. Friends, family - nothing must come between them and their stupid beliefs. ("God is a ham sandwich" is a belief - you gonna cop to that?)

Take this creep, Braco The Gazing Healer, that Howard Stern is talking about above:

Women are throwing themselves (and their money) at this loser with a bad haircut and no one - no one - can talk them out of it.

And all he's doing is looking at them! (Let any other guy do that and they'll be ready to file a restraining order.) Speaking of stupid shit you can't talk women out of, let's go to Toronto:



Hear! Hear! Way to go, Canadian women! You are the epitome of intelligence! Now that we've got THAT out of the way, will someone please begin convincing those cows that French maid outfits are the ultimate in "empowerment" please? Braco? Come on, dude:

Your fellow man is counting on you!



Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld and the Skorpion!