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The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system."

--Barack Obama

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

--Barack Obama

‎"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today."

--Barack Obama

"I've now been in 57 states; I think one left to go."

--Barack Obama