Sunday, July 22, 2012

Slow Learners (Slow Cooked To Perfection,...)

Can anybody give me a good reason how this headline can exist - 21 people treated for burns after firewalk at Tony Robbins appearance - while this award-winning television program is on the air?

Or, asked another way, how have so many people not gotten the memo on Tony Robbins and firewalking yet? Then again, I guess we ARE talking about NewAgers:

Twenty of them couldn't even immediately figure out fire-is-hot, after the first rube got burned.

Poor babies.
"It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack - not rationality."
- Black Mamba, Kill Bill, Vol. 1


  1. I have a feeling that those middle aged guys hugging the cute new age chick were thinking of a different type of enlightenment than she was.

    Sort of reminds me of Peter Coyote admitting he went to that new age cult/commune in Northern California (there is a documentary on it) because he wanted to get laid. The difference being Peter Coyote got laid, those guys at the fire walking thing probably not.

  2. Crack deals with New Age memes like a terrier deals with a pit full of rats.

  3. It could be a new slogan.