Thanks to my party, my choices keep getting tougher - and old music sounds better. Weird.
I'm almost tempted to vote for Obama because I know - and have seen how - we can box him in.
Katie Holmes divorcing Scientology is normal.
John Edwards splitting from NewAge - under his daughter's ultimatum - is normal.
The parameters can even be expanded into the realm of not exactly "right" but understandable:
Telling women vain men aren't the best relationship choice is normal (Women have enough vanity for any relationship, thank you.)
A son, not wanting his father around his grandchildren after Dad divorced Mom, is normal ("You made your bed,…")
I even consider the story about the Swedish professor who sliced off and ate his wife's lip "when she returned home from a trip he believed she had taken with her new lover" as normal (Lipless Lady, in case no one in LiberaLand has told you by now, breaking the trust of your spouse through adultery is NOT how you end your marriage. It can drive people crazy,…)
Democrats still behaving like racists is normal (They've never acted like anything else, just changed who they'll defend against whom, racially).
But, trying to force weirdness into normalcy, this simply can't be understood:
That guy who cooked his nuts and served them to high-paying guests is not normal.
Supposedly educated people still falling for the "social justice" canard is not normal.
Seeing Scientology as a religion, instead of a con job, is not normal.
Oh - and I almost forgot:
Any "news source" reporting on that now-infamous survey - which found most women won’t date unemployed men - and didn't mention men have been carrying their sorry asses for thousands of years, or somehow connect to this Offsping video:
Well, I don't consider them normal at all,….