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"The Gipper" by The Crack Emcee

Incredible. This Althouse blurb might inspire a new feature on TMR - Jobs White People Get:

"The comics artist Lynda Barry joins the University of Wisconsin faculty as an assistant professor of interdisciplinary creativity."

Or should it be called "Jobs White People Are Given"? 

I'm not sure:

 I just know they're never around when I'm looking,...