Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Jon Stewart Returns To Find A Fight By The Wine Rack

 

Damn it's weird when the nation's clown and I are the only adults to mention a desire for “maturity”. 

I don't agree with The Daily Show's view of The Bush Boys naturally - just as I don't care for the current attacks on Obama from the Right - but Stewart's Whole Foods solipsism was more-than-welcome:
“You can’t use chemicals to kill your own people. You have to do it organically. America and the world want to make sure Assad uses only locally-sourced, free-long-ranged, lead ordinance."

That way, every dead body has to cost at least a 1/4 more than necessary, so he can be assured he's totally getting value.


Heck - using NewAge "logic" - Assad can probably win this thing with homeopathy alone,...
 

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