Suicide Is Painless - But Living? Man, It Hurts Like Hell!

If "the happy couple" ever gets divorced, it's going to suck, because they're never going to forget this day:  

Man cuts off his testicles with scissors before bursting into a church just half an hour before couple were due to get married

Another haunted feminist loses the battle, ends up ball-less in a house of worship, being comforted by a guy who's probably never had sex, while they pray to a god who's never shown his face.

Nuts,...