The Reel Life Trajectory (With A Basis In Fact)

Fixed up on a blind date with a handsome but nerdy legal secretary named Tim (Tommy Davidson), Woo is a nasty teasing bundle of free-floating hostility who uses sex as a weapon and gleefully humiliates her date just for the fun of it. Woo has agreed to go out with Tim because her gender-bending astrologer, Celestrial (Girlina), has told her that tonight is the night she will meet her true love.