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I am a walking disrupter.

Keeping us troublesome types out of the arts is really paying dividends: 

  "Another in a string of gazillion-dollar special-effects extravaganzas grafted onto flimsy, nonsensical scripts and featuring an array of two-dimensional performances." 

 And then they wonder why I'm never threatened:

Seemingly, biding my time,…