Feel The Burn

 

 Sam Harris, 5 years ago: "I have not yet accepted that [Trump] is even possible." 

   

 "I used to wonder how Nazi's came to be. Not anymore."

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Buck Shot / Buck Wheat: Only One Is Good & Nutritious

It takes years for these people to catch up with me. In 2008 (and calling him "an angry Buddhist") I wrote Sam Harris Doesn't Speak For Me, but here's an article just released today:

Sam Harris's books "The End Of Faith" and "Letter To A Christian Nation" have established him as second only to the British biologist and author Richard Dawkins in the ranks of famous 21st century atheists. The thrust of Harris's best-sellers is that with the world so crazed by religion, it's high time Americans stopped tolerating faith in the Rapture, the Resurrection and anything else not grounded in evidence. Only trouble is, our country's foremost promoter of "reason" is also supportive of ESP, reincarnation and other unscientific concepts.

That's 5 years, which means - atheists or no atheists - "late" doesn't even begin to describe these people,...

 

Barking Mad: Rationalists Discuss Romney's "Beliefs"

Joseph Smith was a known convicted con man,...

Joseph Smith didn't even understand the religions he was stealing from,...

"Mitt Romney,...should be made to feel the burden of our incredulity."

The Mormons partnered with the Mafia to build Las Vegas,...

 

The Symphony Of Science: A Wave Of Reason

Whatever TMR's Been, It Ain't Ever Been Wrong

TMR ain't politically correct.

We don't think it takes a lot of words to say shit and make you think.

Think about it.

And yea, we like the weird pictures.

But no, we don't like cults.

We've got a nose for music around here.

But good music.

And politics. We do love us some politics.

We stood with President Bush - when it really wasn't fashionable.

We've cited several articles recently indicating black Republicans are on the rise. No, we're not going to go back and find them all, but we will remind you, you heard it here first.

We've stated the American character, regardless of race, is as distinct and proudly unique as German or French, but with a system of government and enterprise that, when all are fully unleashed, are far superior to any in the world.

TMR was calling environmentalism "fascism", specifically, against fierce opposition, long before the 10:10 "No Pressure" video opened most everyone else's eyes - including many fellow travelers.

This blog didn't and doesn't buy the story Al Gore, the IPCC, the UN, and Every God Damn Public Service Announcement, Car Company, and Grocery Store Near You were/are selling. Plain and simple:

Our culture is being manipulated into torturing itself by throwing money down the drain.

We can do wonders "without any major advances in technology." But advances are coming; it's inevitable, it's what we do.

True, we said Barack Obama was going to lose the election, and deserved to do so, but - while the election was clearly a mistake - overall, we feel vindicated.

The Democrats. See the comment above. But more than that (long before the "Obama cult" talk started, after Oprah so impressed everyone by declaring this lamer "The One") we were calling Oprah a NewAge fraud and the Democratic Party, starting with Bill and Hillary Clinton, a ruthless utopian NewAge party that was doomed to failure, resulting from it's own "spiritual" doctrines, and other conflicts with reality.

Again: vindicated - or we soon will be (Glenn Reynolds: "don't get cocky.").

Of course, we then turned around and smacked Sam Harris. Probably not the smartest move but, come on:

Doesn't everyone want to smack Sam Harris?

Baby Boomers get a pretty hard time around here, but that's only because they haven't died yet.

Don't worry - they will - you have our word on that.

Fortunately, journalism already did. It didn't suffer. Very quick.

Hanged itself.

And we knew that was coming as well.

Spiritual: Deepak Chopra Is The Only Asshole On Stage Who Interrupts Others And Won't Shut Up

Atheists Can Be So Stupid

This video is embarrassing as an atheist document. We didn't think these actors were Christians for a second - not one second - which isn't just our statement on bad acting but saying these quotes are dumb, because the Christians being quoted are dumb: they're attacking NewAgers - not atheists - and don't realize it. That makes them too-easy targets for criticism. Low hanging fruit. Which seems to be all the activist anti-Christian wing of atheists are interested in. They don't seem to realize fired-up Burning Man refugees are equally as annoying, and wrong-headed, as the people they're attacking. This is why TMR doesn't align ourselves with them: they're part of the over-the-top problem. And that, on occasion, includes Richard Dawkins. It definitely includes Sam Harris.

We wish they would just stop and try doing something constructive. Is that really so hard?

If These Three Celebrity Atheists Are So Damn Smart, Why Is TMR Always Laughing At Them?

"Professor Richard Dawkins, the crème de la crème of the New Atheists,...."

-- Nathalie Rothschild, still pretending the most well-known atheist (along with the other popular - but laughably old school - types, like, the bullshit artist, Sam Harris and Daniel Dennett) represents all the thinking there is on the subject, in Spiked!.

Who ARE All These PEOPLE?!?

Just to show you that "nothing succeeds like success", I'm happy to report to TMR's supporters that visitors are finally pouring in like nobody's business! They're coming from all over - but, of course, I have to give a special mention to everyone that's looking for "Sarah Palin's pussy" (no, I'm not kidding) and those crusty right-wing pirates at Death By 1000 Papercuts (being "that black guy who's taking on Sam Harris" hasn't hurt one bit).

I hope those who are new will hang around a while, check out a few topics (we're heading towards 2000 posts) pass them to your friends, add TMR to your blogroll (twice even, like my man Panda Bear, M.D.) and, maybe, leave a comment - I talk shit, not bite - or even donate a buck or two: this is a one man crusade against nonsense, and my little Drudge Report For Thinking Folks could use all the help it can get. Believe me: you don't want to know.

Anyway, as you can see, I don't let the weekend slow me down. So "welcome!" and know that I, The Crack Emcee, am truly happy to see you:

I just don't sound like it all the time.

CMC

Sam Harris Doesn't Speak For Me

I got a call today from one of my best friends, asking me if I'd read Newsweek magazine recently; specifically Sam Harris's article on Sarah Palin called, "When Atheists Attack". I told him no; that though I am an atheist, I'm not a huge fan of Sam Harris, and don't trust the stance he's taken in the dialogue on atheism - because he's another angry Buddhist - which I regard as a spiritual con, beyond weird, a sign of elitist liberalism, and - as practiced in the West - part of the NewAge (rhymes with sewage) movement that I despise.

My friend, who sits on the fence in regards to a lot of political and theological arguments, read me a few of Harris's paragraphs about Palin that he found troubling. But, while doing so, my friend also gave me further reason to dislike the elitist Harris even more.

Let me explain:

See, I'm not like other atheists in a number of ways: though born an atheist, I've always considered the battle, and taken-offense, over "In God We Trust" on money (or the phrase "Under God" in the Pledge Of Allegiance) to be silly. For me, God is not "dead" but merely outgrown his usefulness. I understand why, mostly as a response to communism, presidents say "God bless America", and why these gestures were made historically, so they don't bother me a bit. They're nothing to rail against. They're anachronisms, kitschy, and (though I'm loathe to admit it) touching, threatening my atheism not one iota. I guess I'm saying I find many atheists, and the planks they stand on, petty, laughable, and weak, and that's also how I feel about Harris's critique of Palin as well.

Harris starts off with the confession that he "was genuinely unnerved by Sarah Palin's performance at the Republican convention" because it was "the most effective political communication" he'd ever seen. Considering how much we in the general public knew about Palin at that juncture, what was Harris afraid of? Why wasn't this man, who I suspect is a feminist, overjoyed to see this "sexy" woman (Harris's word) break the glass ceiling of presidential politics? He claims it was because "if anyone could make Christian theocracy smell like apple pie, Sarah Palin could", but I suspect - as the early, and hypocritical, attacks on Palin indicated - it was mostly because this married mother of five clearly wasn't a card-carrying member of the so-called "progressive" movement. Some elitists, who appear outwardly reasonable, have even gone so far as to declare she isn't even a woman.

Ladies and gentlemen (especially the gentlemen) I ask you: is Sarah Palin not a woman?

Whatever the case for his anxiety, Harris wasn't giving this new face on our national stage a fair break, as he indicates while discussing her Charles Gibson interview.

Harris says he was "relieved to discover, as many were, that Palin's luster can be much diminished by the absence of a teleprompter" - without uttering a word on how elitist Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's celebrated stumbling without a teleprompter affected his mood. Harris adds that he "didn't much care that she did not know the meaning of the phrase 'Bush doctrine'", but as Charles Krathammer (the man who coined the term) has pointed out, that great "gotcha" moment apparently hasn't yet registered with "progressives" like Harris - or even the New York Times - as Charles Gibson's gaffe - not Palin's - three weeks later.

It should be needless to ask whether misunderstanding (or being in denial about) the correctness of Palin's answer is a really dumb way for Harris to start his condemnation, from the self-exalted position of being an educated elitist, shouldn't it? Whatever - I'm nobody to elitists - so I'm asking anyway, in my own crude street-wise fashion:

Who you think you fooling, Sam?

Which brings me to the biggest problem with Harris's paper overall - it's ham-handed attempt to defend elitism. During our current Senate hearings over the federal bailout of Wall Street, when discussing the average American, one politician said "I don't think we give our citizens credit for the smarts they deserve." Neither does Sam Harris. He says "Sarah Palin's ignorance is guaranteed because of how she has spent the past 44 years on earth" - basically spitting on the entirety of her life - before he attempts to take her to task for:

A) Sarah Palin's being a Christian (though this notoriously angry Buddhist admits "she shares this belief with mil-lions of Americans"). He also doesn't like that Palin is a confident Christian, though possessing confidence himself somehow doesn't hamper Harris from defending his indefensible position as a Buddhist - nor does it shut him up. Amazing.

B) Sarah Palin's quoting of Abraham Lincoln ("The New York Times later dubbed her response 'absurd'" Harris says, after already showing us - with their Gibson analysis - that he and the NYT can't be relied on for accurate analysis).

C) Sarah Palin as the subject of a bunch of Harris's own personal assumptions about what her religious beliefs might be, filled with qualifiers like "Palin very likely believes,..." and "Palin may even imagine,..." and "Palin seems as though,..." Honestly, this is just a collection of guesses that say more about what Harris believes than Palin. Which is just plain weird. I mean, Harris went to college, didn't he?

D) The "end time" beliefs of what seem to be members of Sarah Palin's parent's church, which she left back in 2002. People, Sam Harris appears to do lousy research, just like other meditating followers of the Maharishi cult. This is probably because of too much meditating, which tends to dull and warp the mind. It even causes some people to think they can fly but, as far as I know, Harris hasn't written Newsweek anything about that condition. I wonder why?

E) Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter.

Harris makes a comparison between Bristol Palin's pregnancy and the circumstances - and conservative condemnation - of Jamie Lynn Spears (above) and her family. But there is no comparison because, if I'm not mistaken, Bristol Palin and her sisters were never Mouskateers, the stars of children's T.V. programs, teen icons, prime examples of decadence in our time; nor has Sarah Palin appeared to be heading an out of control family in front of the American public and the world. And I can assure Harris that if one of Barack Obama's daughters eventually decides to shave her head, publicly come apart at the seams, and starts attacking cars with umbrellas before a sea of photographers, "the dysfunction in the black community" will be all anyone will be talking about. Well, next to what a lousy parents Barack and Michelle Obama turned out to be. Which, actually, might come first after all.

I mean, we thought we knew them so well.

F) Sarah Palin "didn't have a passport until last year."

This last one is rich. We're talking about the very definition of elitist now!

Look, except for during slavery and World War II, I'm the only member of my family to have traveled the world, and all it did was confirm for me that average "common sense" Americans can be brilliant, and someone like Sam Harris can be a pampered ignoramus. Or as Samuel Johnson put it:

"What I gained in France was learning to be better satisfied with my own country."

Seems to me Sarah Palin knows this already.

What I'm saying is, Sam Harris and I have both been to France - big whoop. Let's look at a few other famous quotes about France to see what we learned:

"[France is] a relatively small and eternally quarrelsome country in Western Europe, fountainhead of rationalist political manias, militarily impotent, historically inglorious during the past century, democratically bankrupt, Communist-infiltrated from top to bottom."

-- William F. Buckley, Jr. (that doesn't sound good.)

"France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper."

-- Billy Wilder (no wonder they switched to the Euro.)

"I would have loved [France] - without the French."

-- D.H. Lawrence (I can concur.)

"If you want [the French] to like you, you have only to spend a little money."

-- Ernest Hemingway (he shot himself after the experience.)

"To the French, lying is simply talking."

-- Fran Lebowitz (who also doesn't sound enthused.)

Yesiree Howdy! By hanging out amongst the simple honesty of the American people of Alaska, "Our Sarah" appears to have really missed out on a lot, huh? Spending a few days with people practiced in the art of lying probably would've done Sarah Palin a world of good!

Or so says the self-important (and quite possibly lying) Mr. Harris.

Which makes me want to ask my poor, average, public school-educated American readers something:

How often have you had to suffer working under some jackass with a college degree who wouldn't know his head from a hole in the ground? Someone who you knew you could top in the same position? It happens to this particular black guy (with just a couple of years of college) all-the-time. If anything, I think one of the biggest problems today isn't those of average intelligence taking over important positions (Harris's fear) but those of the so-called "educated classes" ruthlessly protecting positions they don't exhibit the common sense to hold. (Look at the current financial crisis.) As James Randi is fond of saying, today, a Ph.D. is just a license to shoot your mouth off - usually about things you know nothing about - hardly proof of competence or wisdom.

And they're the people in charge.

Harris says, referring to the conservatives in fly-over country, "When it comes to politics, there is a mad love of mediocrity in this country." Well, right you are, Sir. But I would like to add that the same terrible affection for the not-too-bright permeates the elitist Left on the coasts to a greater degree.

And, if you ask me, Sam Harris fits the bill perfectly.

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