Big Fur Hat Thinks "iOwnTheWorld" But It's Owning Him

Because it's one of TMR's "sister blogs", to my utter horror and shame, iOwnTheWorld's "Big Fur Hat" is now citing the racist VDare as a source for stereotyping and propaganda. But it's in iOwnTheWorld's comments the real show goes on - revealing, both, the heart of America's evil and it's current state of massive white ignorance - some of which I share with you now, illustrated:

Imagine the number of police you could layoff were it not for blacks…

Blacks are like wild animals. Sooner or later a wild animal will revert back to being wild and kill you.

The truth that can not be spoken is that cities with a higher than average percentage of black people have a lot of crime because blacks have a large and separate subculture that doesn’t frown on being a total fucking asshole as much as white culture does.

Being born white is probably racist. Heck, everything we do that’s disagrees with Progtards is racist. If there were no liberals would there still be racists. Give it up progfarts and leave us the Hell alone, that’s probably racist too. Is it racist that I bullshitted my way through the Racism and Sexism course I took when I was in College and received a high grade just so I could get along? Even though I really didn’t believe most of their horseshit.

They have to yell ‘racist’ because they have nothing else. No facts, no truth, no substance.

The hand full of black ex mil guys I know I will continue to try and swing to the good side. Until I give up, then fuck them. I can’t be more honest then that.

 Broken families, no fathers, and gangsta rap culture haven’t helped any, either.

A Talk With An Unbiased Girl And A Classy Guy

Don't you see? Don't you see? You can be minding your own fucking business - hurting no one - and then along will come a couple of liberals, to make your skin crawl, and cause you to think of murder,...

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

I Think The Phrase Is "Stupid Is As Stupid Does"

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The BBC's Human Planet Presents: The Douche

The faux-hawk is usually a give-away.

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There Ain't No God (And It Sure Ain't A Female)

Except for the part about no woman being able to fuck things up this bad, I pretty much agree with the late George Carlin's take on religion (Of course the witches applaud the feminist line, because they suck, and think we have short memories). If you don't agree with the atheist position, then maybe a little reminder of the extent of "God's Love" will come in handy. Here's also some video of Muslims punishing gays - don't chicken out now - and please, while you're watching it, remind yourself where God was for these poor bastards, since you're so sure he existed at all:



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Oh, I'm In Love: Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes

Go here and discover sexy all over again! Just pretend you're waking up with them and you're good to go! (And, isn't it funny, men don't need make-up to be attractive to the opposite sex?)

This gives me an idea for another great site called "Liberal Chicks Without Make-Up":

Katie Couric

Cindy Lauper

JoAnne Kloppenburg

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God, I Love These Guys

Lamers Are Given Recording Careers For What?

Hey, did you hear? Rebecca Black just got signed for that awful song "Friday"! And those kids on American Idol are back! What great talents they are, huh? Justin Bieber - he's famous for what? And Lady Gaga. Boy, she dresses up well (or at least she used to) but I can't listen to her music and she's a millionaire. But this guy? This guy? This master musician is on the street busking for whatever handouts he can get.

And that's the state of music today.

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Obama + Hypocrisy = Obamapocrisy

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Good Times! (Buy The Old Hoofer Another Beer!)

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Run, Ryan, Run!!! ( Her Every Word Is A Trap,...)

Think about it, man:

Flash-forward 20 years from now, when she's claiming her best friends have always really been her girlfriends and a gay "guru" (after she and her family demanded you get rid of your buddies because she thought they were losers who interfered with your "earning potential") she and the courts won't let you see your kids, she's blowing another guy, and she's got half your shit!

So what do you do? Let her keep wetting her pants until she joins you in changing the fucking laws of "no fault" divorce - the laws she'll be determined to shackle you with later - and don't fucking go near her until. She's "available", right? Then she, or another moonie, will be available later. If not, then wear a condom, and scram.

Nobody needs this shit.

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Suicidal Tendencies (They're Killing Everything)

Every time I've said the Right's money and attention was focused on the wrong people and outlets - those who are good at schmoozing, and maintaining their useless clique, but don't know how to fight and have been happily wasting time and money - I've been shouted down as a "meanie," and a sexist, and a self-serving prick, because, obviously, no one can fight better than those leading now, right?

To which I say "Fine - it's your funeral."

Instapundit reader Jody Green - March 29th, 2011:

The issues facing this country at the federal level are so large and complex that only honest people have a chance of fixing the problems. We all know that we are not dealing with an honest opposition. We are dealing with people who are only trying to maintain their disgusting grip on the levers of power. See Shumer just today. This country is about to crash in a horrible “Man caused disaster” and we can not get that message to the vast majority of people. Our leadership plays games while we know the Titanic is sinking.

The Daily Caller's Mickey Kaus - March 30th, 2011:

Aren’t there some rich Republicans who can save the momentum of the anti union push with an independent expenditure? …

Where are the Kochs when you need them?

iOwnTheWorld's Big Fur Hat - March 26, 2011:

[If] some deep pocket conservative [could] pull together 90 of the most brilliant conservative creatives, [and] pay them a living wage,...we could BURY the left.

The Internet Is A Dangerous Place For Children

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She's Met His Staff (And We're All Sucking It Up)

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Ready For Our Close-Up: Time To Fund Con Art

That's right - it's a crime (and a shame) the Right's con artists (conservative artists) have to keep making this point ourselves:

[If] some deep pocket conservative [could] pull together 90 of the most brilliant conservative creatives, [and] pay them a living wage,...we could BURY the left.

That's iOwnTheWorld's Big Fur Hat. I'm not sure what's up with his punctuation there, but he's responding to the news that - with 90 staff members and George Soros' money - the Liberal Media Matters is transforming itself into a “guerrilla warfare and sabotage” outfit, set to attack Fox News and a handful of conservative websites (BFH: "Please. Pick US! PICK US!!!!" - LOL) and Big Fur Hat is correct:

I've said many times the Right isn't utilizing it's artists, only to be met with some stupid cry that it's only out of self-interest that I'd even bring it up, when I can do the art above, and make music, and more. Any claim that I'm looking for a handout is bullshit - I'm an artist - and I want in this fight on my playing field.

But making the time to create good art takes money.

It's hilarious, and sad, the Right can find money for some lame Mary Katharine Ham thing, or Reason TV's expose's, or the many projects of Pajamas Media (which all play, pretty exclusively, to the conservative base) but - when it comes to being really creative - the Right can't find time or money for anything better than this:



And not only is that lame, but, even worse - they're happy to fund it! Like it's good! There is absolutely no reason for allowing that to be the face of the Right, or allowing the Left to dominate the arts, when there are creative conservatives out there - and conservatives with money - to get the ball rolling. It wouldn't even take 90 of us - the staff of iOwnTheWorld and TMR could handle the load alone! So TMR is joining iOwnTheWorld in calling out to "Trump, Koch, Murdoch", and Andrew Breitbart, Roger L. Simon (with that stupid hat) and all the rest - come along for the ride:

It's time to release the hounds!

BFH's Drunken Dwarf Ho Singing "Cutie Patotie"

Good Gawd, we have sunk so low. It's awesome.



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Pole Dancing For Jesus: "There's Nothing Wrong With What I Do" (But, Of Course, There Never Is)

And "Thank You" for the permission to judge - now that's new!

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Yes, Mr. Pinko, We're Toying With Them Now,...

Bush is bad but Obama is good. They do the same thing but Bush, BAD… Obama, GOOD! Obama is a GOOD MAN. BUSH is EVIL...

Bush makes bad war, Obama makes good war… BUSH SPENDING BAD, OBAMA SPENDING NECESSARY – DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

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Liberals Are Having More Meltdowns Than Japan

There are so many things about how liberals "think" that are disagreeable I could go on forever, but I'll point out two obvious ones from the last few days. First, the walk-back.

Ann Althouse has a post on The Daily Kos's polling efforts, regarding a recall of Republicans in Wisconsin, where they say this:

We asked whether respondents support or oppose the idea of recalling their senators. As you can see in the next pair of columns, this question doesn't test as well—pluralities say they favor recall in just three districts—but in a way, it's the least important question we asked.

Ann, being a sharpie, catches 'em immediately:

Oh, yeah, the question with the bad numbers... it's not important! Ha!

This is the same point NewsBusters' Noel Sheppard made when Lawrence O'Donnell (above) went over the racial deep end on Michelle Bachmann's supporters. Here's O'Donnell:

What makes those voters so ignorant? Well, for starters, they are whiter than the average district. 92 percent white in fact. But that explains nothing.

And here's Sheppard's catch:

Well, if that "explains nothing," why bring it up? It's almost like O'Donnell and his staff knew they were going too far with the 92 percent white remark, and felt they needed to soften it a little,...But the damage was already done. After all, imagine for a moment Bachmann was black,...and the commentator was a conservative:

What makes those voters so ignorant? Well, for starters, they are blacker than the average district. 92 percent black in fact. But that explains nothing.

You think that would have gone over well in the black community, or would there be calls Tuesday for said conservative commentator's immediate termination?

Here's another good one - blatant hypocrisy - you remember the "Morans" guy, above, don't you? Oh, he was everywhere during the Bush years, as proof that conservative patriots are stupid as rocks. He can't spell, right? He must be an idiot!

Well, iOwnTheWorld has a whole bunch of misspelled signs by liberals - including these doozies, below, because they come to us from the Wisconsin Teacher's Union:


I bet you won't see liberals plastering those everywhere as proof of ignorance by liberal patriots, which leads me to think they don't care about ignorance - even in our schools - and are not truly patriots at all.

Whatever they are, they're definitely not thinkers, or honest brokers.

The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice (& Crazy)

iOwnTheWorld's Big Fur Hat has a post about Capital Records finally releasing The Beach Boys' "Smile" album, which never came out because lead songwriter, Brian Wilson, went a bit loopy in the head. As a tease, BFH has generously linked to all the songs on the classic album "Pet Sounds" - which came out before "Smile" was supposed to - saying "If even a couple of tracks are as good as these tracks,...I will be pleased." Agreed.

I was going to post "God Only Knows" because, well, it says "God Only Knows" (which always sounds weird to an atheist) but then I remembered my experience of listening to "Pet Sounds" for the first time, and how it was during this song - "Wouldn't It Be Nice" - that I got scared and realized (and I said it aloud just like this) "Brian Wilson is fucking insane!" So, if you want to hear the sound of a grown man getting all goofy about holding hands and shit, like he's actually 13 years old, click on the YouTube track above and be transported into a uniquely male world of pastel colors, gee whiz emotion, and passion, baby, passion, unlike any that had come before. Take my word for it, if you've never heard the whole album:

"Pet Sounds" is what they mean, my friends, when it's said there's a thin line between genius and madness.