Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Crazy Gay Man Alert: Newspapers Are Dying (And You, Sir, Are Part Of The Reason Why)

"Yes, the rumors are true. The cosmic votes have all been tallied, and I do believe we can now say, with some measure of happy certainty, that God appears to be just as sick-to-death of the Republican Party as the rest of us."
Mark Morford, just reading God's mind and spotting rising lightworkers, for the excellence in journalism known as the SFGate.

Here's more of Mark's wisdom bullshit patter, gleaned from the cultish Yoga Tree website:
"Yoga hasn't been around for thousands of years for nothing. It's a little-known fact that Jesus practiced yoga–he just didn't tell anyone. How do you think he was able to walk on water?"
Yep, Morford - he's got it all figured out,...