Guy Ritchie Calls Out The Evil-Doer

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been putting on a united front in recent weeks for the sake of their children.

But behind closed doors the relationship between the divorced couple is said to have become so bad that the film director can't bear to say his former wife's name.

The 40-year-old has been referring to his former wife as IT and is said to have given her the less than flattering nickname even before there split, according to reports.

'Guy will say, 'Oh, It's in a bad mood today'. Even towards the end of their marriage, he would call her It. He told people, 'We can't make It angry'.

'There is absolutely no love lost between them,' a source is quoted as telling The Sun.

And it seems that the 50-year-old’s first husband Sean Penn is siding with his pal Ritchie over the break-up.

When Madonna congratulated the actor after his Oscar win for Milk last week Penn, who was married to the star from 1985-1989, is said to have responded, ‘Thanks. Another kid already?’ referring to the singer’s 22-year-old beau Jesus Luz.

The Daily Mail

We’d like to thank Sean Penn for his rare moment of clarity. To show our appreciation, we’ll lighten up on him for a week or so.

Learn from this folks. If someone who has tried to love you is reduced to referring to you as “IT”, you’re fucking up as badly as a human can.

We think a more descriptive name for her is “Minge”, for two reasons: One, it goes with her monogrammed towels and two, it’s perfect for someone who has a leather feedbag for a vagina and is one of the nastiest people on earth.

Of course, she’s proud of that.