Minge Nails, Then Drop Kicks Jesus

Madonna has ditched her toyboy lover Jesus Luz and told fans on Twitter that she's glad to be single again.

The 50-year-old singer, who is due to adopt the little girl she has wanted for nearly two years when she flies into Malawi this weekend, joined her manager Guy Oseary on the micro-blogging site for a 10-minute chat with supporters.

One fan wrote: 'Hello Madonna honey am glad you are single again - you made your best music as a single woman,' to which Madonna apparently replied: 'Not as glad as I am.'…

… According to speculation, Madonna dumped model Jesus after Malawian officials questioned the appropriateness of her dating a man almost half her age. The Daily Mail

Malawian officials may also want to question how casually disposable people are to her.

We hear Minge replied to reporter's questions by saying “Jesus Schmesus, there’s plenty of sperm, er… ah…fish, yea that’s it, fish, in the sea. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm very busy buying a human being."

Important Safety Tip: Not even Jesus is safe from the Evil Mighty Minge.