There's A Lot Of Confused People Out There (And, Yea, They Really Ought To Be "In Space")

"We need to be in space where gay is the default assumption."

-- Dan Savage, revealing the insecurity of the supposedly "proud" gay community - while telling their pals, straight women (probably for the first time) it's an "asshole move" to show up at gay bars for a bachelorette party "wearing a necklace of little plastic penises" - especially if (like the lady below) they're The Stranger.