Darwinism Defeated, One Moron At A Time

A 60-year-old man came to the hospital to have the Pepsi bottle removed, after he said he was assaulted by thieves.

Yea, thieves with a lot of extra time and a helluva spontaneous imagination.

X-Ray shows a cell phone in a Salvadoran prisoner's lower intestine.

“Can you hear me now?”

Sometimes modern medicine can be a real heartbreaker. The natural outcome of these events is obvious, the intervention is nature denied.

Score: Morons - 1 Gene Pool - 0