TMR Would've Had Them Put Honey On Their "Biscuits" (You've Got To Pace These Things)

"Firefighters responding to a call from a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Manchester, N.H., found three employees outside of the building wearing no clothes. WMUR News reported the employees had received a call from someone claiming to be from corporate headquarters who asked them to test their fire-suppression system. They did but told the caller chemicals from the extinguisher had gotten on their clothes. The caller told them to disrobe. The workers said they finally suspected the call was a hoax when the caller then told them to urinate on each other."

-- Roland Sweet, with a story that was finger-lickin' good, in The Salt Lake City Weekly.