Hey, did you hear? Rebecca Black just got signed for that awful song "Friday"! And those kids on American Idol are back! What great talents they are, huh? Justin Bieber - he's famous for what? And Lady Gaga. Boy, she dresses up well (or at least she used to) but I can't listen to her music and she's a millionaire. But this guy? This guy? This master musician is on the street busking for whatever handouts he can get.