Isn't it amazing that, even though Scientology's celebrities are told, and tell others, how special they are and what "powers" they have (remember that embarrassing Tom Cruise video?) The Law of Quantum Failure keeps striking them, regularly, in public? John Travolta couldn't help but kill his kid (there were people who predicted it) or make the worst movie of all time, Battlefield: Earth. None of them can speak without saying something incredibly stupid, etc.
Hell, even with all that e-meter auditing, Kirstie Alley's fat ass can't even learn to keep her tongue in her mouth. 
Yes, Cruise, Travolta and Alley have had some egregious fuck-ups; but what mighty mistakes might they have made if they had not hooked up to e-meters and spilled their guts, and accepted Klaatu as their saviour (or whatever), and bought lots of Hubbard’s fictions? Take Kirstie Alley, for instance (please): at least hasn’t been found with her skin melded to her furniture in a pool of her own excrement — yet.
ReplyDelete"Kirstie Alley...hasn’t been found with her skin melded to her furniture in a pool of her own excrement"
ReplyDeleteThat's actually what I see every time I look at her. Now you're saying it isn't so? Shit:
Back on the couch for me!