Note To Future Self: Coca-Cola Can Defeat Mind Control

They can hide the truth, but they can't control it:

  Caffeinated colas — long forbidden for sale at LDS Church-owned Brigham Young University — popped up Tuesday in a vending machine on the Provo campus.

They were sighted in the Brimhall Building and immediately caused a run on the machine there,...

This is one "religion" that won't last long in the modern era,...