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"Haters really are going to hate. A new study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology corroborates the hip-hop and Internet truism that you just can’t win with some people. (No word yet on whether playas gonna play or ballers gonna ball, but we’ll probably find out soon. Researchers gonna research.)"

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The Fact So Many Love Her Is Just Extra Gravy

Oh boy.

First it was the scientists. Then it was Newsweek Magazine. And now it's The L.A. Times, but, still this crazy bitch doesn't listen. She helped bring about the era of "Hope & Change", but - more than any conservative on the planet - it's she who refuses to change the most. Listen:

Dear Ms. Winfrey:

I get it.

I understand why you have so many guests on your show offering advice about health. I'm not a fan of alternative medicine, but I know sensationalism sells. Stuff that stands up to scientific scrutiny often lacks the pizazz that makes for scintillating television.

And just because I'm not into aligning my chi or awakening my Tony Robbins giant within doesn't mean other people don't have the right to seek alternatives to modern medicine. I know you are interested in presenting the millions of people who watch "Oprah" with different options.

However, I'm concerned that some of the people you have had as guests on your show and highlighted on your website may have led you astray when it comes to your own battles with weight, a topic about which you've been admirably frank. For instance, it might be a good idea to get advice from a doctor who doesn't say things like many women develop thyroid problems due to "an energy blockage in the throat region" that develops over "a lifetime of 'swallowing' words one is aching to say," as your frequent guest Dr. Christiane Northrup writes in her book, "The Wisdom of Menopause," which you discussed and endorsed on your show.

You're not known for swallowing words, are you?

You seem to have an affinity for the Law of Attraction — the idea that your thoughts "are sent out into the universe" and "magnetically attract" your desires, as Rhonda Byrne explains in her bestselling book "The Secret" and discussed on your show — but I don't think you believe that you can achieve your ideal weight just by thinking about it.

Shut up, bitch. This is Oprah Winfrey we're talking about. She believes in any damned thing that can be pawned off on her gullible followers for a buck.

To paraphrase George W. Bush, that's what a cult leader does.

There's no point in trying to reason with her. She's rich and you ain't, and that's the only metric that anyone in the world has given a damn about for the last 25 years:

Fuck that lady who got killed following Oprah's advice.

Fuck that girl who got raped by going to Oprah's school (wait - that didn't exactly come out right. Whatever: Oprah said it probably wouldn't have happened if she had spent more time interviewing the staff and less time picking out the sheets and curtains - well, yeah.)

Fuck all the relationships she's destroyed by promoting negative feminist "spiritual" bullshit with no point but to make charlatans rich.

Fuck everything, because nothing else matters except she's rich and you ain't, and that's the only metric that anyone in the world has given a damn about for the last 25 years.

Stupid thinking person. Leave Oprah alone so she can make enough money that, after she finally finishes taking you NewAge idiots for a ride, she can continue stuffing her fat face in peace.

Jeez.

Change IS Coming (In An Ass-Backwards Way)

I had another one of those awful nights, justa rollin' and tumblin', dreaming about Karine Anne Brunck (which sounds too much like Lisa Druck for me to handle). Let this be a lesson to all you NewAgers, who insist a person can just "move on" from tragic events:

You can't "move on" from your dreams.

I was all fired up yesterday, looking forward to blogging all day today (haven't felt that way, or had the opportunity, in a long time) but instead, now I'm all blah and what the fuck? and just want to go back to sleep. But I can't sleep - because then I might have another twisted dream about my ex-wife: great.

So I'm blogging anyway, thinking that, by telling you all the Good News going on out there (yes, that's one for the Christians) it'll cheer me up, get me back in the groove, and I can go back to enjoying it as well. I mean, these subjects are my babies, right?

People have written to me, saying they think the blog has no coherency, but, it seems to me, that's only because I love our country so much, pretty much as it is, that I see my job as only about recognizing where we've been led astray and trying to get us urgently back on track. And, as I said before, it seems to me we've actually made a right turn somewhere. So, today, Good News all around - whether I feel like it or not:

First up, as I told you yesterday, the much beloved NewAge con man of The Secret and Oprah fame, James Arthur Ray, has been arrested for manslaughter in those Sedona, Arizona sweat lodge deaths. Some people are saying Ray shouldn't be punished because being a NewAger is, by definition, self-destructive.

Though I agree with the assessment of NewAgers as a group, that's still looking at this all wrong: James Arthur Ray was committing fraud - he's a con man, not a true believer - sort of a Bernie Madoff in different clothing. And, like Bernie Madoff, things got out of hand. Ray is a guy who spent a lot of time thinking (and Tweeting) about death - he knew the risks. I've read it even happened once before on his watch, but our boy James don't give a damn about nobody but James, and nothing but money. "Harmonic Wealth". The name alone screams "bullshit!" That he, and his followers, can think anyone but themselves can be taken in by such B.S. is an insult to our intelligence. On the other hand, people did fall for that other loser Oprah gave us,...

Anyway, for now, I'm happy a jury will once again get to see some NewAge issues, presented in the context I think they should be seen in, and I'm also pleased those who "believe" in The Law of Attraction can finally witness how it's working out for it's purveyors, as a business and a concept. (Last I heard, Rhonda Byrne ain't been doing too well with implementing it, either. I wish her all the best.)

O.K., I'm going to get some me some sunshine and then be right back. I just want y'all to know I can see something happening now,...

When Reality Is Rubber (And You Are Glue,...)

"Here are the key points about the Law of Attraction that didn't make it into the movie: Key point #1 is that unless you combine the Law of Attraction with impeccable integrity, you can attract a peck of troubles along with anything positive that comes your way...

...Key point #2: Using the Law of Attraction is a quick way to trigger your Upper Limit Problem,...The Upper Limit Problem is the tendency to sabotage yourself when you experience a rapid upsurge in success. If you haven't built a solid foundation of integrity under you, a rapid upturn in your fortunes can bring forth old self-esteem issues that cause you to bring yourself back down to your more familiar lower level of success..."

-- Kathlyn and Gay Hendricks, two prophet-types who were supposed to be in The Secret movie, on why we don't hear that much out of Oprah's pal, Rhonda Byrne, anymore (the lying bitch is in court - having an "Upper Limit Problem"!) which seems to point to Rhonda - before the film was released - having fucked up her own Whirled Musings.

Sisters Have Been Screwing It For Themselves

Damn it: too many others are already nibbling around the edges of this story - and I want it - so here it is:

NewAge feminism has already killed any "hope" for Barack Obama.


There, I said it. You got it here first. Don't believe me? Look at the evidence:

Hillary won't get out of the way, insuring Obama will limp to the convention - covered in he and Clinton's blood, mud, and other fluids - unable to do anything but point at John McCain and say, "He's a Republican," which (against a bona fide American hero) ain't gonna cut it.

Many of Clinton's angry feminist followers won't vote for Obama - because he's a "man".

Hillary's feminist followers have made crazy sexist (and racist) remarks against men, chasing them away.

Feminists turn off other women as well - insuring they won't vote for anyone they back - including Obama.

NewAge Oprah backed Obama - and then abandoned him when Hillary's fans cried foul - showing the world what the Law Of Attraction is really all about: nothin'.

Michelle Obama's big angry mouth is an open fire hydrant.

Michelle Obama's preacher - and have no doubt: Jeremiah Wright is her preacher - is a "God damn" American racist.

A female Huffington Post reporter recorded Obama - when specifically asked not to - allowing us all to hear his "elitist" comments.

The "Greek Goddess," Arianna Huffington, actually printed those comments. (Way to go, Arianna!)

Thin-skinned feminists (so thin-skinned they're translucent) have attacked Obama for the "offense" of calling a reporter "sweetie".

Keep in mind, none of this excuses the fact Barack Obama is an empty suit, but it would take an idiot not to see that, above all, Barack Obama is a feminist - he's tied his wagon to that horse - or, I should say, the Democrat's angry mule. Or a mare that's a mean, confused, resentful, bucking bronco - determined to break a man's balls - and that fool's riding it.

I've said it before and I'm saying it again - mark my words:

Unless something dramatic happens, in the McCain campaign, he's already achieved victory.

UPDATE: Shit - I'm wrong - I already did a post on this. Still, it's clear: Obama's a weenie and the race is over.