MODERN LIFE'S IMPROVED: Not Quite As Bloody As Before But Just As Stupid

CANCER OF THE EYE: The fake diagnoses of so-called alternative medicine – PART 3

New skeletons perform: 'Cult religion and illegal marketing': HYBE's old skeletons dug up in feud

Yes, they even tell your gullible ass why: ‘Europe has an extraordinary culture of nudity’: Where and why to try a naked yoga retreat 

   

 Based on the evidence, The Specific Type Of Love That's Even Higher Than A Soulmate is a divorced spouse you've repeatedly cheated on.

"Paramount+ has decided to cancel the upcoming docu-comedy series Guru Nation, which was set to feature David Cross and Bob Odenkirk as rival cult leaders." The reason: there are no cults.

Protesters in Germany call for Islamic fundamentalism: 'Caliphate is the solution' Still no word on what the question is, was, or ever will be.

And Russell Brand announces he is getting baptized as a Christian, describing it as an 'opportunity to leave the past behind' - where it usually is - unless it's brought into the present, where he famously wants nothing to do with it, because it was probably, ok definitely, underage when they originally met.

 

HELP! (I Need Somebody) HELP! (Not Just Anybody)

Just so we're clear: Bill Clinton is OK.

But Russel Brand is NOT OK. Which is NOT OK - but OK:

Utah mayor spit on, punched by attacker who has beef with him

Americans woefully uninformed about their own rights

Naked man proudly strolling through Dallas-Fort Worth airport: ‘My man!’ 

   

 How to make someone think you can read their mind

World Health Organization Under Fire for Promoting ‘Pseudoscientific’ Medicine 

   

 Lana Del Rey Forgives You

Ignorance Silencing Knowledge

Russell Brand Opens Up about God, Spirituality

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME: Taliban detains American for ‘promoting Christianity’

Evangelical Christians need Republicans. Does the party need them? (Looks like they do)

Sex video roils critical fight for Virginia state House

High school band director tased by cops after he refused to stop his musicians from playing

Science Has Proven That Deepak Chopra Is Helping The Left (Lose It's Mind)

Overseas, Russell Brand (and others) are promoting Deepak Chopra.

In America, Oprah Winfrey (and others) are promoting Deepak Chopra. 

UK's Labor and the US's Democrats, both, claim they're The Party Of Science. 

So - like any fan of Science - they have to know A) Deepak Chopra's just another old con artist, left over from The Beatles' Maharishi days B) he first became well-known for his involvement in a Scientific caper, and also C) a 2015 paper in the journal Judgment and Decision Making uses Chopra’s tweets to show people have trouble distinguishing profound statements from bullshit. 

These NewAge Nazi leftists have to know all this - if I do - bullshitting (their party's supporters) being their whole reason for being. 

Otherwise, they would've all dumped Deepak Chopra, a long time ago, and started promoting someone intelligent. 

I'm Starting To Get The Hang Of How This "Political Persecution" Thing Works

911 Truthers - Conspiracy Theorists (Early 2000s) - No racists

Russell Brand - 911 Truther - Not a racist

 

Joy Reid - 911 Truther - Not a racist

Julian Assange - 911 Truther - Not a racist

Eric Swalwell - 911 Truther - Not a racist

Rosie O'Donnell - 911 Truther - Not a racist

 

Donald J. Trump - Birther (Late 2000s) - Totally racist.

Brand Politics (The Farther It Goes The Less It Works)

Branded

"Don't be distracted. What do you think that gesture means, the way you're touching that bottle, what does that indicate? What's the subtext of that? You need to lose that ring, Mika, it don't mean nothing to you! She's grasping for shafts! She's a shaft grasper!"

Bad Company

So, while every other blogger is delivering who-knows-what boring shit for you to read and look at, what is it that makes this blog so damned special that you should donate and follow it?

Well, we'll tell you:

No other blog is bringing you black rappers from Belize who shoot people, go to prison, and then come out Israeli Jews.

No other blog is bringing you preachers claiming Jesus had AIDS.

No other blog is so well versed in Lady GaGa that we can tell you she's a fruitcake for seances and (of course, as with all things NewAge) yoga.

No other blog is bringing you a strip poker-playing Jehovah's Witness.

And, finally, no other blog would dare to bring you the unfunny and despicable Russell Brand as a "great man of God" - but we do!

And that's why you should donate and follow us:

Because we're the best black-owned, atheistic, Right-wing Tea Party-supporting Rush Limbaugh-loving art and Rock 'N' Roll anti-cult outfit around.

But, then, ultimately - hey - it's your decision who you want to hang out with,...

The Gift (That Keeps On Giving Me The Creeps)

Mark my words - the entire world of celebrity is now populated by crazy people:

"Katy Perry sang about kissing girls, and now she's talking tongues: In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Perry reveals that her Christian minister parents spoke in tongues when she was growing up.

The California girl, who has 'Jesus' tattooed on her left wrist, tells the magazine, 'Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as "Pass the salt." It's a secret, direct prayer language to God.' Perry, 25, adds that her dad usually speaks in tongues while her mom plays interpreter. 'That's their gift,' she explains.

Speaking of gifts, Perry reportedly bought fiance Russell Brand a $200,000 ticket to outer space aboard the Virgin Galactic for his 35th birthday.

But if Perry feels lucky to have found love with the British comic, she'll never admit it. In the Perry household, she explains, 'I wasn't able to say I was lucky because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn't like that lucky sounded like Lucifer.'

In fact, the quirky brunette reveals, 'I wasn't allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.'"

Yessireebob, she probably did. And it's nice, after all that religious talk, to see she'll publicly call her own mother a liar. (Hearing when people screw up their stories like that? That's MY gift.) I swear, it's like the crazier they are, the more committed we are to making them famous, when, the more famous they are, the more we should be trying to get their crazy asses committed.

Look Away - I Mean It: Just Fucking Look Away

"I was so close to my grandparents and now I don't talk to them because I don't know how to begin to say sorry. How can I look them in the eye now that they know everything about me?"

-- Georgina Baillie (AKA one of the strippers known as the "Satanic Sluts") after two BBC radio shock jocks - the unfunny Russell Brand and (sometimes funny) Jonathan Ross - launched "Sachsgate," by calling her grandfather (Andrew Sachs of England's Faulty Towers fame) and telling him of Brand's sexual exploits with her, live on the air, while wondering aloud if the "joke" would drive Sachs to suicide - and her grandfather (not believing a word of it) came to her defense - in The Daily Mail.

That's It: Back Across The Pond For You, Weirdo

Just who is Russell Brand?

If his aim was to be noticed by America, Russell Brand more than achieved his goal last night as he ranted that President Bush was a “retarded cowboy” while hosting the MTV awards.

The British comedian, who is a virtual unknown in America, left the crème of the music world stunned as he championed Barack Obama, ran down George Bush and made lewd jokes about the Christian pop band Jonas Brothers.

Ignoring the renowned patriotism of Americans, Brand told the Hollywood audience they must vote for Barrack Obama “on behalf of the world”, before insinuating that America had lower standards than Britain when it came to picking leaders.

"Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president.

"But I know America to be a forward thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retard and cowboy fella be president for eight years?

"We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors."

Members of the studio audience, including Britney Spears, who was making a much-hyped comeback appearance, and Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, looked horrified at Brand’s jokes.

American Idol winner turned chart-topper Jordin Sparks was so incensed by a joke about Christian band Jonas Brothers that she launched her own tirade at the host.

The teenage singer, who wears a ring symbolising her belief in abstaining from sex until marriage, snapped at Brand: "I just want to say, it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and girl wants to be a slut, OK?"

Brand, a self-confessed sex addict known for his huge hair and boundary-pushing act, apologised for the crack but later went on to make another bawdy joke.

Yet to really break America, despite a role in spring rom-com Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Brand was considered an odd choice for host, a role previously filled by A-listers including Jack Black and P Diddy.

Acknowledging the criticism, Brand joked about his lack of fame in the US: "My persona doesn't really work without fame. Without fame, this haircut could be mistaken for mental illness."

-- Veronica Schmidt, capturing a mentally ill Brit as he projects on our president, for the Times Online.

A few thoughts:

1. Doesn't he look like Obama in the previous post?

2. Since when are Jack Black and P Diddy "A-listers"?

3. Who said America isn't ready for a black anything? (I swear, these people just make this stuff up - like when Obama did it, too.)

4. Britain picks better leaders? This moron obviously isn't aware of the outrageously NewAge proclivities of Tony and Cherie Blair.

5. Shouts out to Britney Spears (!) and, especially, Miley Cyrus for speaking up.