And He's Going To Tell You How You Can Too!!!

"I looked in her eyes, and she wasn't there. She was very vacant and distracted. It was alarming to me. I think I felt she was losing her zest for life, and that was one of the saddest moments."

-- Bob Greene, another one of Oprah Winfrey's many NewAge gurus (in a long line of them) on how "living your best life eveeeer!" is going, in The Daily Mail.