"NYC nightlife transsexual extraordinaire Amanda Lepore, born Armand Lepore, is the latest somewhat famous person to release a perfume ... and is charging an arm and a third leg for the $950 Swarovski crystal-covered bottle." - TMZ
The only real question is how did they make his (her?) lips sooooo big? Well, for the best answer, we must turn to none other than:
TMR's NewAge News (For the Indiscriminate Fool)!!!
Here's TMR's own JOE NIGER to pin it down for us - what have you got, Joe?
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is JOE NIGER reporting, and my sources say, in a rare procedure, Armand Lepore's balls were hammered with a meat mallet and then implanted into Amanda Lepore's lips.”
Why that's fascinating, Joe! Do you have anything else for us?
“Well, from what I can gather, this technique has been used only once before when A-Rod - noticing he would no longer need his balls with Madonna - became the official donor for Shauna Sand.”
Wait a minute, Joe - you mean he actually put his balls in her mouth?
You betcha!
Wow - whoda thunk it? Well, if that's all you've got,...
This is The Crack Emcee,...happy as can be!
And I'm JOE NIGRO,...reporting from Israel!
And you've just had another exciting installment of,...
TMRs NewAge News!!!!
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