Arrested Development

"Cops, Residents Puzzled By Bizarre Lights Over Morris Co."

-- John Slattery, doing another silly U.F.O. story - with cops - on WCBSTV.

"A&E reality show has cops chasing ghosts."

-- James Hibberd, showing that television executives are intent on embarrassing law enforcement - and humanity - with cops searching for the dead, on The Live Feed.

"Psychic leads no help in Grozelle case: Cops."

-- Ottawa Sun