All The Luck In The World

A Mexican illegal immigrant was stopped as he entered Britain when a search of his luggage uncovered a good luck card for his "new life in the UK".

The man, arriving at Manchester Airport from Los Angeles, claimed he was on a brief visit to a friend who was opening a restaurant in England's North West.

But he admitted planning to work illegally after border officers found the card and pages of Mexican recipes.

The 40-year-old chef was removed on Friday, a day after landing in the UK.

After questioning, he had admitted a plan to bring his family out from the US to join him if he settled well in Britain.

"We will not tolerate people coming here to work illegally," said a UK Border Agency spokesman.

"People wanting to visit the UK must play by the rules. Those who do not are sent back."

The BBC

"Thanks!" to Pietre for this. Man, that's a long flight back. It reminds us of good ol' Karine Anne Brunck (above, appropriately in red, with another idioticly selfish NewAge liar, Emmanuelle Taijmans.) This backstabber had a NewAge gay boyfriend who posed nude for pornography magazines, and he had an abusive boyfriend - here's the happy couple, with Karine's friend inappropriately wearing blue:

Karine decided to confide her adultery with her killer quack ("Dr." Robert Wohlfahrt) to this idiot, and invited him to Europe to share in it - of course, asking the husband she's cheated on to drive the gay boy to the airport - kind, compassionate, NewAge souls that these these kinds of people are.

So we drive 'em, giving the dummy all kinds of tips about the exchange rate, adjusting to the anti-gay sexism, racism, and other assorted stupidity he'd encounter in a small village in France. What we didn't imagine was having to also warn the stupid South American douchefag he needed his citizenship papers!!!

The German authorities in Frankfurt detained the sad sack for 12 hours and, then, promptly sent this pond scum back to America where we picked up his sorry ass, tired and totally demoralized. We did our best not to laugh in his face. (Oh, if only we had known what Karine and he were up to and why this "man" - who is as smart as a bag of rocks - was going!! The hilarity would've never ended!!!)

Anyway - adultery, arrest, lying, betrayal, and stupidity - it was a NewAger's version of a perfect European vacation!

Karine Anne Brunck. That woman brought so much NewAge joy into our lives,...she, her many NewAge beliefs, and what all they led to, still - years later - seem so disastrously bizarre she's practically a fictional creature. Our very own Succubus.

Sigh.