Friday, March 6, 2009

“My Mother Is Part Chimp”

-Paris Hilton, while trying to bite the lips, tongue, chin and nose off of the 10,000th guy to enter one of her body orifices.

Knowing Paris was raised by one of the stupidest woman on earth gives new insight to the adage “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”.

Then again, sometimes it rots right on the branch.

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