Just A Little Fun

Verne Troyer is recovering after an unlikely series of mishaps in Las Vegas. According to friends, early in the evening Troyer was pressing an elevator call button when he was mistaken for an ashtray and received three 2nd degree, circular burns to the top of his head.

After donning a sailor cap to cover the burns, Troyer was injured by a bartender, who mistook his hat for a manual orange juicer, driving his neck into his torso and leaving his head sitting on his shoulders.

A concerned partygoer, attempting to rescue Troyer, carried him out, but while attempting to block a photographer, the good samaritan pulled too hard on the leg he was holding, crushing Troyer’s testicles against the back of his neck.

Witnesses report Troyer let out a small squeak before passing out.