Minge Offers 2009 Commemorative Urinal

To commemorate her environmental “War On Global Sperming”, Minge has commissioned production of her self-designed Sperm Urinal, it was disclosed today.

In a press conference Minge claimed “Like the Obama plate and cup, this is destined to become a valuable collector’s item”.

She described the urinal as “a faithful replication of my anatomy, actual size, and accurate right down to the labia - except for the four holes in the side”.

Minge believes this can be an effective weapon in her “War On Global Sperming”, as she explained:

“Now anyone with $749.87 can experience exactly what it’s like to be with me.

Men can use this for temporary, manual storage until I can get to them and process the sperm personally, and they can earn semen offset credits”.

Minge, claiming she had a rough and busy night saving the environment, ended the news conference by saying:

“I hope those fucking polar bears appreciate this effort or I’m gonna go up there and slap the shit out of them”.

When asked if she thought the polar bears themselves could be contributing to global sperming, Minge looked suddenly dreamy-eyed and whispered “Whatever”.