Stop These Jack-Offs Before It’s Too Late

CNN commentator Jack Cafferty flat out admitted in a CNN.com commentary on Tuesday that he is “developing a crush on America’s first lady,” Michelle Obama: “Michelle Obama is more compelling than her husband. He’s good, but she’s utterly fascinating....Mrs. Obama has blown away the stale air in a White House musty from eight years of the Bushes. It’s like the sun came out and a fresh spring breeze began wafting through the open windows.”

Such high praise for a member of the Obama family isn’t something new for Cafferty. Almost a week earlier, the CNN commentator gushed over President Obama’s seeming calm in the midst of all the serious issues that the country faces: “...[O]ur president seems remarkably unruffled by all of this, serene in an inner confidence that he’s got what it takes to lead this country back into the sunlight.”

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This shit just gets worse by the minute. Is there something so twisted and fucked-up going on in journalism school for the last twenty-five years that it’s only turning out emasculated, sissy-ass Nancy-Boys who have dreamy urges for unobtainable sex?

Is this a practical joke by a few college professors who found they could distort a pinhead’s thinking?

Maybe some dark psychological experiment on the moronically weak, breast feeding journalism majors to trade in their self-fellatio habits for pathetic worship and lust for certain Messiah-like politicians?

Why do these manginas now want to share their fucked minds and sexual inadequacies with the world?

It’s open season folks. Get ‘em. Tar and feather ‘em. No wait, forget the feathers and use live chickens.