The Real Crime Is Being This Dumb

"One thing I need is his briefcase. It was taken out of his office. It is important to me, my church, and it is religious material and I want it now! Even if you looked at it and read it, you would not understand anything in it. Because it is way above a normal person and you would not know what it meant."

-- Jan Fowler, Scientologist and wife of fellow Scientologist, Rex Fowler, who killed his friend and business partner after they argued about Rex embezzling between $150,000 and $250,000 - to donate to the cult - Jan's efforts appear to be in the service of a lame attempt at retrieving evidence from the police, in a Colorado story from good ol' channel 9 News.