It's A Joke, It's A Joke - It's All A Monstrous Joke

This is O.K. - as a matter of fact, it's the first piece of news I've seen that he's no different from other Americans:

Barack Obama has some 'splaining to do about taxpayers' profitable "investment" in General Motors. It turns out the president is imagining things.

Oh, surrrre the media's going to force him to explain it - just like they forced him to explain that whole Lightworker who's going to lower the ocean thing, right? (Oh yeah, they really held his feet to the fire on that one, especially since Japan's tsunami.) Come on, guys, stop kidding around:

God's going to fix everything - you told me so yourselves.