Don't forget the world described here is the NewAge cult hell you fucking moron meditating hippie freaks are trying to create, with your goddamned recycled Whole Food organic health trip obsession, you fucking losers - you even brought Jerry Brown back (and people are calling Obama's term "Carter II") you fucking idiots. Click the tags at the bottom of the post to see how many other ways you've already willingly gone down the road to becoming as much like Nazis as possible:
I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president…
Carter power will soon go away
I will be Führer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece
Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower…
DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will croak, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
The new agers are the Children of Doom from Conan the Barbarian.
ReplyDeleteThe only solution to them is the one taken by Conan.
Find the chief snake and put it down. Let the empty headed followers disperse.
Rinse.
Repeat.
"Civilisation. Ancient, wicked."
-'Street of Deviants' scene, Conan the Barbarian
Dude, you're wild:
ReplyDeleteIn my youth, I owned every Conan The Barbarian (Marvel) but #1. Loved it.
Milius own philosophy in the first film is very alpha male- and of course there's the ironic kitchen / paradise cannibal scene... new age gone to its ultimate conclusion...
ReplyDeleteSubatai looks down at the freakazoid serving cream of human soup and says,
"so this is paradise..."
You should totally do a comicbook. If you want to do one with us, hit us up on email etc.
ReplyDeleteCrack Emcee vs New (Age) World Order etc.
Could be a helluva ride. :)
I wouldn't want to illustrate it (I'm not set up for it now) but I have the story - pure Conan, but with Nazis!
ReplyDeleteHit me up at themachoresponse@gmail.com.
It won't truly have success, I suppose this way.
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