LOFL! (Oh Well, SOMEBODY'S Reading My Blog,...)

Except for a few important details being wrong, this could've been Ann Althouse, finally getting the message but badly trying to emulate me:

San Anselmo police are trying to figure out why an elderly woman drove up to two 13-year-old boys and told them, “You’re guilty. You’re delusional. Get in the car,” before speeding off. 

The boys were walking away from a downtown restaurant on Greenfield Avenue around 6:30 p.m. Wednesday when a woman in a dark, four-door sedan drove up on Lincoln Park and confronted them, police said. 

The boys said they had never seen the woman. They ran home and told their parents, who called police, said Sgt. Julie Gorwood. 

The woman was white, in her 70s, had gray hair and wore glasses, Gorwood said. She had a large plant in the back seat.

See what I mean? It's too close for comfort: 

Older white lady, accusing kids of being "delusional," Meade's with her,...