Big Fur Hat Thinks "iOwnTheWorld" But It's Owning Him

Because it's one of TMR's "sister blogs", to my utter horror and shame, iOwnTheWorld's "Big Fur Hat" is now citing the racist VDare as a source for stereotyping and propaganda. But it's in iOwnTheWorld's comments the real show goes on - revealing, both, the heart of America's evil and it's current state of massive white ignorance - some of which I share with you now, illustrated:

Imagine the number of police you could layoff were it not for blacks…

Blacks are like wild animals. Sooner or later a wild animal will revert back to being wild and kill you.

The truth that can not be spoken is that cities with a higher than average percentage of black people have a lot of crime because blacks have a large and separate subculture that doesn’t frown on being a total fucking asshole as much as white culture does.

Being born white is probably racist. Heck, everything we do that’s disagrees with Progtards is racist. If there were no liberals would there still be racists. Give it up progfarts and leave us the Hell alone, that’s probably racist too. Is it racist that I bullshitted my way through the Racism and Sexism course I took when I was in College and received a high grade just so I could get along? Even though I really didn’t believe most of their horseshit.

They have to yell ‘racist’ because they have nothing else. No facts, no truth, no substance.

The hand full of black ex mil guys I know I will continue to try and swing to the good side. Until I give up, then fuck them. I can’t be more honest then that.

 Broken families, no fathers, and gangsta rap culture haven’t helped any, either.

Suicidal Tendencies (They're Killing Everything)

Every time I've said the Right's money and attention was focused on the wrong people and outlets - those who are good at schmoozing, and maintaining their useless clique, but don't know how to fight and have been happily wasting time and money - I've been shouted down as a "meanie," and a sexist, and a self-serving prick, because, obviously, no one can fight better than those leading now, right?

To which I say "Fine - it's your funeral."

Instapundit reader Jody Green - March 29th, 2011:

The issues facing this country at the federal level are so large and complex that only honest people have a chance of fixing the problems. We all know that we are not dealing with an honest opposition. We are dealing with people who are only trying to maintain their disgusting grip on the levers of power. See Shumer just today. This country is about to crash in a horrible “Man caused disaster” and we can not get that message to the vast majority of people. Our leadership plays games while we know the Titanic is sinking.

The Daily Caller's Mickey Kaus - March 30th, 2011:

Aren’t there some rich Republicans who can save the momentum of the anti union push with an independent expenditure? …

Where are the Kochs when you need them?

iOwnTheWorld's Big Fur Hat - March 26, 2011:

[If] some deep pocket conservative [could] pull together 90 of the most brilliant conservative creatives, [and] pay them a living wage,...we could BURY the left.

Ready For Our Close-Up: Time To Fund Con Art

That's right - it's a crime (and a shame) the Right's con artists (conservative artists) have to keep making this point ourselves:

[If] some deep pocket conservative [could] pull together 90 of the most brilliant conservative creatives, [and] pay them a living wage,...we could BURY the left.

That's iOwnTheWorld's Big Fur Hat. I'm not sure what's up with his punctuation there, but he's responding to the news that - with 90 staff members and George Soros' money - the Liberal Media Matters is transforming itself into a “guerrilla warfare and sabotage” outfit, set to attack Fox News and a handful of conservative websites (BFH: "Please. Pick US! PICK US!!!!" - LOL) and Big Fur Hat is correct:

I've said many times the Right isn't utilizing it's artists, only to be met with some stupid cry that it's only out of self-interest that I'd even bring it up, when I can do the art above, and make music, and more. Any claim that I'm looking for a handout is bullshit - I'm an artist - and I want in this fight on my playing field.

But making the time to create good art takes money.

It's hilarious, and sad, the Right can find money for some lame Mary Katharine Ham thing, or Reason TV's expose's, or the many projects of Pajamas Media (which all play, pretty exclusively, to the conservative base) but - when it comes to being really creative - the Right can't find time or money for anything better than this:



And not only is that lame, but, even worse - they're happy to fund it! Like it's good! There is absolutely no reason for allowing that to be the face of the Right, or allowing the Left to dominate the arts, when there are creative conservatives out there - and conservatives with money - to get the ball rolling. It wouldn't even take 90 of us - the staff of iOwnTheWorld and TMR could handle the load alone! So TMR is joining iOwnTheWorld in calling out to "Trump, Koch, Murdoch", and Andrew Breitbart, Roger L. Simon (with that stupid hat) and all the rest - come along for the ride:

It's time to release the hounds!

BFH's Drunken Dwarf Ho Singing "Cutie Patotie"

Good Gawd, we have sunk so low. It's awesome.



Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Communists: It's Better To Call Us Progressive

So they're the progressives, huh? We thought so. What did Glenn Reynolds say again:

Communists are as bad as Nazis, and their defenders and apologists are as bad as Nazis’ defenders, but far more common. When you meet them, show them no respect. They’re evil, stupid, and dishonest. They should not enjoy the consequences of their behavior.

Yea, and there's so many of them in this country. And they get time on American television news. And reporters don't even know enough not to give them airtime without telling the truth of what they've already done or are known to be about. Here, let Big Fur Hat tell it:

Ya, I’m sure the history lessons at this Marxist College include the communist purges, the intentional famines, the political assassinations, the disappearance of dissidents and the failures of every society that has attempted this “fairness.”

And yet here it is, presented to Americans as a viable political option they should check out. As far as we're concerned, this reporter, and her editor, should be fired.

We're done with this nonsense in this country.

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

She Looks More Like A Baby Klingon In A Tu-Tu

Here's a special message - and a video - from my man, Big Fur Hat:

It seems that every lefty has been a ballerina at some point in their life. Even some of the women. iOwnTheWorld has obtained exclusive footage of Michelle tripping the light fantastic…

Shit, BFH, now we're confused:

Is Michelle a woman or not?

We're going to have to take this up with Panda Bear, M.D. - he's the doctor!

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Obama Visiting The Troops: Look At Him Go!

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld (In a class by themselves.)

So Will You Hit - Here - So You Will Hear A Hit?

We're a bit limited for time today - can't write one of our long photo essays until we catch a break somewhere - so, as we're running around online trying to find something shorter to amuse you, we had to stop by iOwnTheWorld to see what Big Fur Hat's up to (TMR loves us some Big Fur Hat - he's the king!) and that's where we found the jackass above, being a jackass, and almost making us piss our pants with laughter. As BFH asks, "Can you believe this guy was ever elected?"

Anyway, along with our love for another blog, we thought we'd also take this opportunity to inform you we've been putting easter egg videos in TMR's titles. Go on, get the lead out and take a look-see (click the title of this post, above, and see what comes up) then continue on to the others, below, and - voila! - you've wasted a perfectly good work day like a junkie with a head cold.

Now keep in mind, we've just started getting religious about this - it's hard work trying to find the appropriate songs, with a decent video, or discovering if YouTube's videos can get as extensive as our personal collection, or our knowledge of (and taste in) music - so, if you're determined to watch them all, eventually you'll catch up to us (we're working our way backwards, though there are some scattered around here and there) but, when that happens, you can always click the "music" tag and find a bunch more that we put directly into the posts themselves. Hey, it's something to do. We suggest, also, you read the posts, and click on any links they contain, before you move on to the song/titles:

It's a blog - a whole experience - and, if you don't click on the links, we're so weird you might miss the whole point of why we think you might enjoy the post to begin with. Here's a hint:

Duh - it probably has something to do with cults, or culture.

So have fun - we've tried to make the selections relevant and/or funny - and play nice and we'll be back as soon as we can with another message from on high. Or a message because we're high. Or just on something. Just click the damn title, will you?

UPDATE: Well, it's been an hour and only one visitor has clicked the title. That's pretty pathetic. We might have to let this idea go, if no one's going to take advantage of it, because it looks like it'll be a lot of work for nothing. We thought it was pretty cool ourselves.

What Would The World Be Like If We Owned It?

You know, like if we seriously prosecuted fraud, not just at the Bernie Madoff level, but at the Oprah Winfrey/Deepak Chopra/Shirley MacLaine/the psychic-on-the-corner level?

That's where this video by iOwnTheWorld's Big Fur Hat leads us. Unlike a lot of folks, we see all this crime as connected because,...well, NewAgers are always saying, "It's all connected", and - hey - that's good enough for us! Bust a few of them and the whole house of cards starts to come down, leading to the exposure of other crimes and criminals, as well as the reawakening of the long-dormant hard-driving good ol' American spirit. It's quite simple really. And we think the rest of you bitches ought to get with the program:

If you can stand up to airport pat downs, and full-body scanners, you can stand up to people who are after our money, identities, and "souls".

O.K., enough soapbox shit - Big Applause to Big Fur Hat for this! The guy's amazing! He even did the fucking music! (Is there anything he can't do?) If we were better situated (and better at this internet thing) we'd attempt to give him a run for his money but, honestly, we're just as happy to stand on the sidelines of iOTW to scream and clap our approval (sometimes - other times we're jeaaaalous!!!). Their whole operation is a dream come true - and an inspiration - and we're really, really glad to call them friends:

One of these days, you watch, we're going to get together and upset the whole political art apple cart.

And then we'll own the world.

Third Eye Design

"Okay. Let’s lay out practical, no nonsense things we can do right now that are within the law, but could have an impact and make us conservatives feel better in the process.

One idea that I am passionate about is that no one should knowingly help a progressive financially. Do not knowingly frequent progressive establishments or hire them to do any work for you. Find out what you can before making any major purchases.

Punish progressives for being progressives. Make them dead to you.

UPDATE: LisaGinNZ  gives us this site to make things easier to target progressives –  http://www.newsmeat.com/

This includes progressive friendships. I have plenty, and in the past it has been live and let live. But they aren’t letting people just live. The policies they support are an assault on you. Sorry to say it, but it’s time to cut them out of your life until they see the light one day. 

As an artist I am surrounded by nothing but progressive colleagues. Conservatives who own businesses, please, I URGE YOU NOT TO JUST PICK UP A PHONE AND CALL SOME SHMUCK AT RANDOM IN THE PHONE BOOK FOR YOUR ADVERTISING OR CREATIVE NEEDS. CHANCES ARE THEY ARE A PROGRESSIVE. SEEK OUT A CONSERVATIVE TO HIRE. REWARD PEOPLE THAT SHARE YOUR VALUES. (Contact iOTW for your creative needs, he says sheepishly. That’s what we do in our private lives. Pass it on.)

No, seriously. Damage progressives as much as possible in any way that is within the law.

Any other ideas? List them in the comments."

-- Big Fur Hat, asking for what Glenn Reynolds should have been demanding at least a year ago - forget the politicians, go after their NewAge supporters, and put your money with conservatives - just as I've already told Reynolds, because iOwnTheWorld.