First Homeopathy, Now This: The U.K.'s Fucked

You can read this bullshit for yourself, but I'd like to say, when your countrymen can't tell if you're being patriotic or not, you're doing it wrong:

'I'm not talking Britain down', Cameron insists, after claiming we should show India humility.

Yea, sure, you fucking puss - you've obviously learned nothing, because we've seen this all before:

Hey, England:

Welcome to your next generation of the new Barmy Army,...