The Crack Emcee's Talking Book (I'm All Shook Up) Pt. I

How you feeling, Mike? Heard about the Earthquake? No? Oh.

Hey! Had a good shaker-upper last night, finding myself outside at 3 in the morning in my bare feet, holding a laptop and the hard drive with my album on it. I move in an Earthquake - fuck sitting indoors waiting to die - The Devil's gotta catch me running. Some say Michael Brown felt the same way. Like that's a bad thing. Niggas wanna live.

Somebody white made this. Somebody "educated," but still never imagining it could pertain to blacks?

But that's not easy when you're outnumbered six to one, and the culture of the six has a loooooong history of killing the one (I was going to use 400 'o's, like they use zeroes to show the stupidity of homeopathy, but decided to spare you. You're welcome,...). AND - what makes it even worse - they know this about themselves (it's a documented fact) but they still perform individually as though under some collective mass psychosis, denying observed white pathological behavior (right to black's faces as they always have) while continuing to insidiously support it in any way possible. 

It's maddening, if you can live long enough to see the whole thing.

Should not have been standing where a white didn't want him - that is, in America.

If you don't, it's your own fault. Come on. You were raised here and should know the landscape by now. Whites took slaves, invented Jim Crow, practiced mass murder, segregation, and discrimination, for hundreds of years (so much so, they now need laws in place today, specifically to stop them) and you don't understand they'll destroy a black person's life - for sport? That HAS to be the black's fault.

Matt Drudge is helping the nation like a tooth ache aids a cold

So naturally Drudge tells his gullible followers it's Obama's fault when whites kill black kids. And it's Obama's fault for speaking when whites kill black kids. And it's Obama's fault for not speaking enough when whites kill black kids. It's all the black man's fault. Because whites brought us here. Of course it is.

Any fool can see that.

The NYT's columnist's look hasn't changed, but her powers have supposedly increased dramatically

Glenn Reynolds says "OBAMA HAS NOW REACHED THE STAGE IN HIS PRESIDENCY where he’s consistently mocked by Maureen Dowd." Apparently The Blogfather forgot, he's been saying Maureen Dowd's an idiot for years, so (if Instapundit honestly believes that) why should we care again? 

Does Glenn seriously think President Obama cares what that comical NewAge white lady thinks - when she can't even intelligently indulge in pot?

Centuries of black labor - viciously stolen by our country and countrymen - and then a white American has the gall to write this.

I wonder if whites, like Glenn, considers what W.E. B. du Bois called the "twoness" of black existence? Where there's our normal, black, way of thinking and then, also, the modulated one whites demand - under threat of personal destruction. Where does Maureen Dowd fit into Obama's black consciousness? Or anybody else's? Stop laughing.

All he wants to know is if she's funny enough to keep him in stitches

I'm sure Suge Knight - who (as expected) got shot six times last night - is deeply concerned with Dowd's opinion right now, as well.

Maybe whites should shoot for "Balanced & Fair" - or not "shoot" for anything?

That WOULD be like caring about the opinion of a homeopath. Plus - if you're black in America - you get it from all sides anyway, so you might as well go for self, no? Why can't Obama be doing that? As a black man? 

Because, whites don't say that's what he's doing, that's why.

As much as blacks appreciate style, are you kidding me?

It's like conservatives, firmly believing blacks are in the Democrat's pocket. It's bizarre. We used to be with the Republicans, now we're (mostly) with the Dems - doesn't that show freedom of movement? But white conservatives have convinced themselves they can never win black votes. And rightfully so - but that's only because whites refuse to change their policies and outlook - NOT because black votes are unattainable.

Cops don't get arrested for killing gays, in Iran, either.

So whites are even lying to themselves.

But how can they not? When Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei reminds Americans of their history, the very-white Gatewaypundit taunts him back with "Of course, the good Ayatollah forgot to mention that slavery is still alive and well in several Muslim countries," as though that fact - somehow - miraculously made white America correct, their crimes to go away, and turned Jim Hoft into something more than the medical miracle of an actual white asshole capable of having a heart attack.

To be continued,...