I'm Going To Get Mid-Evil On Your Ass

"The proprietors of an illegal fetish bordello were busted after mistaking a cop for a customer and inviting him inside.

Police investigating suspicious noise at a home in a quiet English village were shocked when a plainclothes cop was invited inside and stumbled on a Nazi-themed sex dungeon, London's Daily Mail reports.

In addition to Nazi paraphernalia, investigators found the Lee Mill, Devon, home stocked with whips, bondage gear, gas masks and cattle prods.

The converted first-floor room also contained a fully-functional recording studio and 'various electrical vibrating' items, the newspaper reports.

'We were surprised to uncover this, to say the very least,' Detective Sergeant Stuart Gilroy told the Daily Mail.

'In the dungeon alone, we discovered bondage chairs with straps, gimp masks, whips, shackles and various electrical vibrating items. Hundreds of items were seized at the address.' 

Three people - a man, 38, and two women, ages 21 and 24 - were arrested.

The place attracted such a dedicated clientele that one would-be customer, ignoring the obvious police presence, reportedly walked into the home and asked if he could still keep his appointment."

-- Neil Nagraj, discovering the weird out there - a neighbor of Bill Clinton's was busted as a hooker recently as well - making me want to yell "Schnell! Schnell!" at The New York Daily News.