NewAgers, Listen Up: It's Got Your Name On It

"In Zimbabwe, witchcraft is still common in rural areas.  Hardly a week passes without a local report or newspaper story on the practice.  For example, police recently cornered a man at the Mbare Mbare bus terminal, after they discovered a live cobra snake in his luggage.  He told officers the reptile was one of his witching tools.

About two weeks later, some women were discovered wandering naked in the early hours of the morning near Highfield. After being confronted by locals, they claimed they’d 'flown' from a rural location during one of several night time escapades. But they said something went wrong and the spell wore off, before they could return to their original location.



Four years ago, the government proclaimed that supernatural powers do exist. But it says it still prohibits the use of magic if it harms someone."

-- Cole Mallard, introducing the rest of us to the perfect home for NewAgers - homeopaths, yogic flyers, Reiki healers: all would be welcomed with open arms - leaving we who aren't insane as The Voice Of America.