Ten Things The Ebola Crisis Tells Us About The Two Popular White Law Professors Still Blogging Online

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1. A popular white law professor will think nothing of unnecessarily trying to scare the public silly.

2. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to introduce conspiratorial thinking into the mix.

 3. A popular white law professor will think nothing of ignoring the science while acting like a poll of the uninformed is important.

 4. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to deny an obvious racial theme because the disease came from Africa.

 5. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to introduce a racial theme because the president's father came from Africa.

 6. If the two previous attempts fail, a popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to badly compare us to a country in Africa.

 7. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to introduce a false equivalence.

 8. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to introduce the idea Obama wants you dead.

 9. A popular white law professor will think nothing of trying to act like not being in danger is "good luck."

 10. A popular white law professor financially capitalizes on it all, while never apologizing for, either, their behavior or being wrong.