Yes, Here's One: You Should Stop Owning Dogs

"My eight-year-old German Shepherd caught his leg in a door last year. He limps and is in pain. X-rays revealed nothing and neither acupuncture or homeopathy helped. Any ideas?"

-- A real question from another cruel NewAger (her dog's been in pain for a year and she sticks him with needles and gives him water?!?) who, only now, is writing to The Daily Mail. (BTW, the paper suggested one of those horrible orthopaedics specialists this nutjob has been trying to avoid.)