Attention K-Mart Shoppers: There's A Sale On Political Foolishness Now Appearing In Aisle 9

"Remember the good old days? When the air was thick like curdled paste and the days were long like sad, lonely sighs and evil -- sweet, dependable evil -- was like some sort of predatory perfume salesgirl and we were all trapped in the same apocalyptic department store?"

-- Mark Morford - San Francisco's insane NewAge yoga instructor - still so lost in Bush Derangement Syndrome he's relieved that we're going broke, anti-semitism is now a public spectacle, political corruption is rampant, high-profile terrorism is back, and America is the world's 1970's whipping boy, in The San Francisco Chronicle.