Tuesday, May 28, 2013

I Understand The Kangaroos Are Possessed By Hip-Hop

 

“We are not surprised by this incident, but we are shocked because it confirms our suspicions that the child (the 12-year-old) is possessed by the devil . . . she is working for the devil."
Mark my words, Australia: 

 Once that colony on Mars is established, I'm leaving all "spiritual" child abusers behind,...  

3 comments:

  1. Whatever happened to plain old, garden variety "that kid's a sociopath" and when she pushed the kids in a drain the year before the adults at least kept her the hell away from other kids? Or did something with her obviously not right in the head ass?
    This "oh, she's possessed by the devil, carry on" seems a bit trite and makes no sense (but then the world doesn't make a lot of sense sometimes).

    PW

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  2. Why Australia? The event happened in South Africa.

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  3. Grant,

    Jesus, how did I miss that?

    My baaaaad,...

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