So, O.K. - this is a classic - Buffalo Bills Wide Receiver Steve Johnson drops the game-winning touchdown in overtime against the Pittsburgh Steelers, and then explodes on God using Twitter:
I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!!Yea, genius, that's how he does you - and just for kicks. And what you're expected to learn from it is you're talking to yourself.
But, of course, this fleet-footed, but ham-handed, superstitious moron is too gullible to understand what's really happening to him, so he ends his online outburst with a caveat to The Big Guy for, at least, putting him in the game:
THX THO...And, we're sure, at that moment - just like when Johnson missed that all-important pass - his training coach became keenly aware of how Johnson fumbled the ball once again.
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