Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Dharma Bummer

This story would make us feel better if it wasn't so terrifyingly common these days:
A former RAF officer who was 'brainwashed' into signing over his £800,000 home to a religious guru has won his property back.

Military intelligence specialist Richard Curtis, 53, and his wife joined the controversial Self Realization Meditation Healing Centre after he retired from the services.

Mr Curtis and wife Fiananda, 48, also a former RAF officer, gave their luxury country home to the cult and self-styled guru leader Rena Denton.


But a court heard Mr Curtis left the Somerset-based religious group after discovering his wife was having an affair with another man.

He sued the healing centre to get his house back - claiming he was 'brainwashed' into handing over the £800,000 farmhouse in the Welsh countryside.

A judge yesterday ruled Mr Curtis had been 'unduly influenced' into giving his home away - and is entitle to his share of the converted farmhouse.

Mr Curtis will now enter a mediation process with the healing centre where his estranged wife is still a member.
So let's go down the list and make sure we're seeing what we've seen too many times before:

A "guru" promising "healing" - check.

The "healing" actually turns out to be brainwashing - check.

The "wife" who comes to the self-realization she doesn't know how to keep her pants on - check.

All this "spirituality" results in stolen property - check.

So much "positivity", brought to a guy (who was probably talked into it to satisfy his "wife") by doing good ol' meditation.

Well, at least The Daily Mail calls it a "cult", and doesn't buy into the "Self Realization" bullshit. And then there's the too-typical nonsense of the sad clown "guru", Rena Denton (above) who doesn't use her real name so she can pretend she's an Indian swami. Now she goes by - get this - Mata Yogananda Mahasaya Dharma. And it's not the first time this lamer has pulled this crap:
A doctor who claimed he was brainwashed into handing over £750,000 to the Self Realization Meditation Healing Centre lost a £2m damages claim in the High Court last year.

Dr Yehu Azaz, 50, gave evidence that he was 'unduly influenced' by Rena Denton into signing away his entire estate to the healing centre in the early nineties.

He claimed he gave up his medical career to join her band of followers and the gifts were loans which he expected to be repaid when he left.

His Honour Judge Seymour QC dismissed the overwhelming majority of Dr Azaz's claim on the basis that these claims had been brought many years too late.
That's bullshit, if you ask us. If we want to stop the destruction of cults - which we're not even sure of, when it comes to the rest of society, since it keeps allowing them to flourish - there should be no statute of limitations on what they do. The courts, which currently seem ill-prepared, and too ill-informed, to deal with the issues cults present (where's "free will" when someone's brainwashed?) needs a revamping - and a "get tough" policy - so we can be done with these fakers once and for all.

Anyway, we're glad Mr. Curtis (above) has gotten his house back. Unfortunately, he'll never get his life back, but - while that's a terrible, terrible thing - it can still serve as an important long-term lesson to him and the rest of the world:

There's nothing "new" about the NewAge - and it's NOT what you think, by a long shot.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Just Twisting Yourself Into Knots (Over Nothing)

Oh-ho-ho! So Yoga, as so many tell us, is just exercise in the West? Then what is this woman getting rid of?:
TARA Stiles does not talk about sacred Hindu texts, personal intentions or chakras. She does not ask her yoga classes to chant. Her language is plainly Main Street: chaturangas are push-ups, the “sacrum” the lower back. She dismisses the ubiquitous yoga teacher-training certificates as rubber stamps, preferring to observe job candidates in action.

In her classes, videos and how-to book, “Slim Calm Sexy,” Ms. Stiles, a 29-year-old former model with skyscraper limbs and a goofball sensibility, focuses on the physical and health aspects of yoga, not the spiritual or the philosophical. For traditionalists, this is heresy, reducing what they see as a way of life to just another gym class.
Somebody's lying out there, because if Yoga wasn't a 5,000 year-old spiritual practice to make you stupid, then this woman wouldn't have to be changing it - and nobody would be pissed at her - but she is and they are. So which is it:

Are you being fooled or is she?

We especially like her take on those oh-so-nice and "peaceful" types in the Yoga "scene":
In the decade since she came to New York, Ms. Stiles has built a business out of breaking those rules. She rejected the city’s yoga scene as exclusive and elitist — it reminded her of the mean girls in high school, only with incense and bare feet.

“I feel like I’m standing up for yoga,” Ms. Stiles said. “People need yoga, not another religious leader. Quite often in New York, they want to be religious leaders, and it’s not useful.
Indeed. As we keep saying, the Yoga crowd are a bunch of hypocritical bitches with nothing to recommend them but the other hypocrites they gather with - this includes Ms. Stiles, who claims she's stripping the bullshit from Yoga, but works with Jane "we're all energy" Fonda and Deepak "I've got a scam" Chopra.

These Yoga fools must gather together because, while they call it a "lifestyle" what they really mean is it's a exploitable cult with it's own language and belief system. If it isn't, then why is Stiles talking, specifically, of "religious leaders" for what people claim is exercise? Someone's very, very confused here and in need of psychiatric care. A lot of someone's.

We'll end this, here, with the only comment worth anyone taking away from the post:

You're all a bunch of self-deluded liars, fooling no one but yourselves, and you can be sure Indians have been laughing at your elitist racial appropriation stupidity for decades.

Call us whenever you decide to develop a coherent personality, and cult(ure), of your own.

Some Things Just Can't Be Helped (Like Slavery)

And now a play, from the past to today:

KKK Leader: "...And by the power of Jesus Christ, we will strike the black race DOWN and drive every stinking last one of them from the land!"

Slave: "Um, excuse me, Suh,..."

KKK Leader: "What chu want, nigger?"

Slave: "Yes, Suh, but Jeebus is goin' out of business!

KKK Leader: "Shut up, Boy!"

(We are sincerely sorry for this but - hey - we had the picture. Now, without further ado, we will return you to our regularly scheduled nonsense. NewAge - awaaaaay!)

Chopra Studied Under The Master (Of Illusion)

It's hard to believe - anything - but especially how badly the lowly Derek Lowe is allowed to talk about the major thinkers of our time:
Well, no sooner do I speculate about whether Luc Montagnier has lost it then he makes headlines with a "water memory" story about teleporting DNA. [Enter a bunch of "sciencey" stuff about how stupid homeopathy is - Crack.]

Well, Montagnier himself says that he thinks that this experiment will be replicated by others, so I'll hold my fire until that's tried out. Until then, I note that this experiment has apparently made Deepak Chopra's day. It's hard for me to imagine that anything that has inspired such a fuzzy-brained column from such a fuzzy-brained man could lead to any good.
This guy just doesn't get it:

Deepak Chopra is going to make a fool of you!

One day, just you wait. One day, you're all going to eat your Maharishi-hating words! Deepak's in The San Francisco Chronicle, bitch - with Mark Motherfucking Morford - dropping the real "sciencey" science! You. Just. Fucking. Wait:

One of these days, these two geniuses are going to rock our fucking world.

Staying Abreast Of Things So You Don't Have To

What do they mean, our placenta pills are a fraud? YOUR placenta pills are a fraud - and we've still got the placenta to prove it:
A popular type of weight-loss products, heavily promoted on the Internet, is fraudulent and illegal, Food and Drug Administration officials say.

HCG weight-loss products that promise dramatic results and claim to be homeopathic are sold as drops, pellets and sprays on the Web, in drugstores and at General Nutrition Centers. They are supposed to be used in combination with a very low-calorie diet of 500 calories a day.

Many of the labels indicate the products contain HCG, or human chorionic gonadotropin, a hormone made by the placenta during pregnancy.
Shhh! Nobody tell Oprah - that bitch is still walking around with dick on her face!

We Will Pay Anyone $500.00 To Make This Stop


This One Guy Quacks Louder Than A Duck Farm

Unbelievable. Some of these quacks want attention soooo bad - check out the supposed "credentials" of this fruitcake:
Dr. Sir Gabriel Cousens, M.D., M.D.(H), D.D. (Doctor of Divinity), Diplomate of American Board of Integrative Holistic Medicine, Diplomate Ayurveda, a physician of the soul, teaches and lives the sevenfold peace. To the process of awakening and healing, Gabriel Cousens, M.D., M.D.(H), weaves a background as a holistic physician, medical researcher, world-recognized live-food nutritionist, psychiatrist, family therapist, homeopath, Rabbi, acupuncturist, Ayurvedic practitioner, expert on green juice spiritual fasting and detoxification fasting, ecological leader, Reiki master, internationally celebrated spiritual teacher, author, lecturer, culture-bridger, world peaceworker, to give a unique holistic approach to nurturing the hungry soul.
Man, this guy's got it all (Reiki? Homeopathy?) and he's also a bullshit artist, an asshat, a gullibility specialist, a dangerous deceiver of dopes, a cunning cultist, and a bald-faced liar who pulls about half of his titles straight out of his butt - or does anyone seriously think there's a degree for "physician of the soul"?

And speaking of your soul - which we're sure he wants to own for a small, never-ending fee - whenever you're ready to join his cult, we're positive they'll eventually get around to explaining whatever "the sevenfold peace" is, too.

Being sevenfold, you know it ain't gonna be nothin' like the normal kind.

This Is A Normal Picture Of A Business Meeting (Or How Too Many Folks Seem To View Them)

Little-by-little, the world is closing in on - and warming up to - this blog's theme:
Please be advised: No updates on the health of Steve Jobs are contained in this article. Nor, despite its title, are there any in the piece being reviewed herein. Mike Daisey's "The Agony and the Ecstasy of Steve Jobs," which opened Sunday at Berkeley Rep's Thrust Stage, is much more concerned with the moral health of a society hooked on the products of Jobs' company.

And with the physical health of the labor that produces them.

Which is not to say that Daisey doesn't like Apple computers, iPhones, iPads and the rest. Or that he doesn't regard Jobs as a genius, with a particularly good eye for design. Quite the contrary. In one of the indefatigable raconteur's most tightly constructed, passionate and socially engaged monologues yet, Daisey's anger and biting comedy stem from his heartbreak as a former longtime "worshiper in the house of Mac."

Together with "The Last Cargo Cult," which Daisey is performing in repertory with this piece, "Agony" fills out a trenchant and funny critique of what might be the most deeply held, if unacknowledged, beliefs in our culture. In "Cargo," he visits an actual cargo cult in the remote South Pacific, juxtaposing its overt worship of material goods with a look at the depth of our faith in money. In "Agony," he takes on the worship of technology and its high priest, because religion is, in essence, "the way we see the world."
So, if "religion is, in essence, 'the way we see the world'" - and considering how shitty everything's been lately - what would happen if we stopped looking at the world that way? You know, dropped all the "spiritual" and "intuitive" nonsense and went with what we actually know?

Yea, yea, we're waaay ahead of you,...that's crazy talk!

We've Got A Job Ahead (Not What You Think)

At the beginning of the year, we did a post on what the results were of our experience with NewAge Management techniques in business; namely, forcing us to quit or be fired from one job after another - with nothing to back them up - to avoid the totalitarian insanity imposed on someone who was just trying to do their job and earn a living. Now the BBC's Peter Sessions has written a devastating memoir that details his experience of being regarded as a "lunatic" for refusing, as best he could, to go along with the madness.

As much as we'd like to dwell on his NewAge revelations ("Anyone who [looks for climate change information] with a mind not closed by religious fervour,...") we'd rather point out the obvious - that we've never worked for the BBC and The Corporation isn't in the United States. So what's going on? How is it the same NewAge outlook towards management exists on both side of the ocean? Is there something happening that journalists, amongst others, aren't reporting? Of course there is. And it's strangling business, turning it not into a apparatus for making money but (as Mr. Sessions says) a "propaganda machine" for nonsense.

As Lawrence A. Pile revealed in his paper, "The Siren Call of Modern Pied Pipers", this has been accomplished by corporations falling under the sway of cult influences. Here's an excerpt:
In an article in Working Woman entitled "Wacky management ideas that work," Nancy K. Austin wrote, "... making it in modern times requires staking out brave new competitive territory. And to do that, the tool managers most urgently need is imagination."{1} Few CEOs, managers, or even shop foremen would argue with that observation. Where differences arise, however, is in proposals offered to produce or stimulate this needed imagination. Along with new or expanded imagination and creativity, corporations large and small throughout North America are increasingly looking for ways to augment productivity (and profits) by helping their employees to more effective performance through stress reduction, self-regulation, accelerated learning, and accepting a greater share of responsibility for themselves and their companies.{2}

To accomplish these commendable and even necessary goals, numerous businesses are turning to a mushrooming crop of training and consultation firms offering workshops, seminars, and courses which claim to transform employees into highly motivated and efficient visionaries and producers. Among the major corporations which have enlisted these firms are AT&T, GM, Ford, IBM, Calvin Klein, Westinghouse, Dupont, Scott Paper, Campbell Soup, Lockheed, RCA, Procter and Gamble, All State Insurance, NEC, Boeing Aerospace, General Foods, GE, and McDonald's-in short, approximately 20% of the Fortune 500 corporations,{3} plus innumerable smaller companies.

And it is not only business, but also government that is jumping on the creativity training band-wagon. The IRS, CIA, the Army, Navy, and Air Force have all engaged these training companies. Many of the trainers, however, use techniques and promote philosophies at variance with the moral and religious convictions of employees who are urged, and sometimes required, to attend the workshops.

Most often, these techniques and philosophies arise from the broad and variegated matrix of the so-called New Age Movement (NAM). And this fact has caused a great deal of controversy in and around the workplace, reported in numerous books and articles. The core of the controversy is highlighted by Arthur Johnson's statement that "There's a fine line between corporate culture and corporate cults."{4} Consider the following:

Steven Hiatt, an evangelical Christian,was fired from his job as a senior manager of a car dealership after first recommending, and then urging the cancellation of, a New Age training program offered by the Pacific Institute of Seattle. He says he became disillusioned with the program, then called "New Age Thinking," on the third night of a facilitators training workshop for employers he attended. That was when, he says, the instructor "set a very spiritual mood and began talking about life after death. He urged us to question our concepts of truth, and to set spiritual goals using the program's techniques and goals. He said the real reason for the training was to save the world." That was enough for Hiatt, who got up and walked out.{5}

William Gleaton, former manager of human resources for a Firestone Tire and Rubber Co. plant in Albany, Ga., also lost his job after objecting to a training program offered by the Pacific Institute.{6} He sued and eventually reached an out of court settlement with the company.  In May 1989 eight former employees of the DeKalb Farmers Market in Georgia also accepted an out-of-court settlement of their suit against their former employer charging that they had been fired for refusing to attend a training program they claimed promoted New Age ideas and techniques. The program in question was the Forum, said by detractors to be a watered down version of Werner Erhard's 1970s est (Erhard Seminars Training). According to the plaintiffs, "...the Forum's espousal of the supremacy of man violate[d] their belief in the primacy of God or other higher beings. Supervisors who declined to participate and recruit their employees were harassed, humiliated and interrogated."{7}

Also in 1989 five employees of an electronics company in California sued their employer for requiring them to attend "communications and time-management courses" taught by an organization, Applied Scholastics, that proved to be a branch of the controversial Church of Scientology. The employees alleged in their suit that "the training sessions amounted to recruitment and indoctrination into Scientology."{8}

In the spring of 1991 almost three dozen Broward County, Fla., employees were sent at county expense to attend training offered by Lifespring, a program similar to Werner Erhard's est and Forum. Though some workers said they enjoyed the program and even went on to further training at their own expense, other employees disliked it and balked at going further with it, while still others dropped out without completing the first sessions. According to an article in the Broward County Sun-Sentinel, "Employees were required to attend Lifespring after work, from about 6 p.m. to midnight for three days, then all day on the weekend."{9} In February 1992 Franklin County, Oh., Children Services discontinued staff training by the Forum (at taxpayers' expense) after a rash of negative news reports and complaints from the community.{10}

Why all the fuss? Simply that many of the seminars and workshops being offered promote New Age concepts to which some employees object, and they have been charged with using methods and techniques that instill these concepts without the participants' realizing what is happening.
And this is still what's going on, but in a more advanced stage of development, with The Forum (now called "The Landmark Forum") leading the way. Some companies are more open about what they're up to - such as Vancouver, Canada's Lululemon Athletica Inc., as well as Pasadena, California-based Panda Express, and the San Francisco Bay Area's Cafe Gratitude - but what they're up to is what they've always been up to - cult indoctrination techniques - and, with so many larger companies having had a drink of the Kool-Aid long ago, is it any wonder it's difficult to escape cult influence - or the wrong-headed insanity it unleashes - throughout the world?

And what kinds of problems are these programs making for the larger society? As we've mentioned before, we knew Cafe Gratitude was under cult influence after one visit, but what if someone doesn't know what's happening to them? Could they be causing trouble at home? Divorces? Other forms of chaos? Even those who don't fall for the indoctrination techniques can find themselves in trouble once they're out of work for not going along. (And even that situation can land you back under cult influence nowadays - you even get it sitting at home watching Oprah - so there's no escape.) As Lawrence A. Pile mentioned, any number of things are happening out there, including:
Marital or other relationship discord. Seemingly normal "spats" between spouses, siblings, or parents and children can be precipitated by attendance at a New Age (or other) seminar or program. The radical transformation or conversion that often occurs frequently produces a fanatic out of the convert, whether the conversion is to New Age thinking or Christian fundamentalism. Unconverted relatives normally find it difficult to endure the religious/metaphysical obsessions of the fanatic.
Think about it. The skyrocketing divorce rate, all these people with an unknown source of "fatigue", etc., might all be some form of cult strain - something no one's looking for since few even realize we're under any form of cult influence. But take it from us:

We're about as far from controllable as you can get and, believe it or not, we certainly know it's been a strain.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Why Marriage Is Her Big Day (And Never Yours)

It's so silly, the way people think - and think of us - when all we do is tell it like it is, and hope our readers understand the sincerity we deliver the news with. People say "don't shoot the messenger", but, it seems - at every opportunity - that's all people online want to do. We roll with it, because that's all that can be done, but it's pretty demoralizing to discover none-the-less.

So what are we going on about now? We're talking about a post we did, called "Our Race To The Bottom: It's All In Black & White (Now Offer To Take Your Girl To Italy)", that was mostly about women and gold digging. In response to that post, one of our anonymous commentors wrote this:
You should respect everybody.



It's easy.



Give it a try sometime.



You might even like it.
We didn't reply because, as any regular reader of this blog knows, we tried the instant-respect thing and it doesn't work - being "non-judgmental" is bullshit - so there was obviously nothing for us to say the commentor would understand. They just want to assume we're creeps and/or assholes and that's the end of it.

Hey, it fits the narrative.


Until today, that is. Because today we have a column by Lawrence Solomon in Canada's National Post called "China's Coming Fall". In it, he gives us the lyrics to a popular song in China that spells out the aspirations of the female population pretty darn clear:
This ethos of corruption is captured in a popular song in China, I want to marry a government official, whose lyrics explain why an official makes for a good matrimonial catch: “He has power, a car and house; He only needs to drink tea and read the newspaper during work; He never spends his own money on cigarettes and alcohol; He can get free food every day; He can get promoted by only kissing his boss’s ass.”
Face it, guys:

Generally speaking, you aren't a person to women or society - you're a meal ticket - and all that feminist bullshit about wanting equality was just that:

Bullshit.

What women want today, for lack of a better term, is your soul. Which - under today's "no-fault" divorce rules - they also want the right to discard at a whim, otherwise known as whenever they're "dissatisfied". And the courts support them in that, 100%.

"Respect everybody". No thanks. We respect those who earn our respect. And you earn it, first and foremost, by respecting yourself.

But (once again) generally speaking, women today refuse to even consider doing that. They might not even know how any longer.

Now, please excuse us while we return to watching the latest episode of "The Bachelor", where some poor sap is looking for love amongst a nest of vipers hoping for a lump sum of cash, and a TV career, at the expense of his emotions.

It's closer to real life than much of anything we can find, anywhere, online.

Well, except for Sarah Palin, of course. She's just swell.